Elves On Strike - 12.22.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Time to get the choice together. However, the Elves, I
didn't know this. The Elves are on strike, and you
guys with some grievances. I got. I got this. I'm
gonna handle this myself because it's.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Something that I'm I'm good at doing because I'm a
former union man, and els lves have decided they came
to me with a lot of complaints and I'm being
the represented. Now. We wanted Tommy to stand up for him,
but then he was already standing up. See right there,

(00:37):
right Robbie. We need somebody that's stand up for it.
That looked like they actually standing, So I said I
would do it. The Elves this year are going on strike.
Well they haven't gone on yet, but they're threatening to
go on strike.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
The Elves are wanting to sit out this year.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Santa Claus is having trouble because he's trying to talk
to these fails about their concern So I'm here with
their grievouss and I want to start by saying these
are the l's grievouses, and I will be preparing these
statements on behalf of the L Foundation. We the ls

(01:18):
who work at the North Pole, are requesting the following changes.
Please show your support through our website www dot help
ls dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
If you're gonna help the l's help ls dot com,
tell me, don't act like you don't know, so you know.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
What'll the complaints that the elves have and here we go,
Number one problem that they're haveing We the LS would
like to stop making these wooden toys. Don't no kid
won't no wooden toy.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
And we've been making them for years. Okay, ain't nobody
asked for now? One of these wouldn't wheels? He wouldn't.
Piggs had a block. They got real toys. Now.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Secondly, we the als are requesting to have a casual Friday,
so we ain't got to wear these stupid uniform They
have tight pants with these pointed hats.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
We want a casual pride.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Voicing the concerns that als have and are considered all
going on strike, and they wanted me to convey this
to Santa Claus and everybody were the als would like
to request a thirty minute smoke break. They smashed and
we smoked. Man. We want to be able to go

(02:56):
outside and smoke whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
We want as long as it's legal. Try making these
working chares without.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Its don't get high. Here's the next complaint on behalf
of the Hell's Elves. We the Alves have voted to
eliminate bring your kids to work there. The truth of
the matter is elves really don't like kids. No, we

(03:30):
don't because they think we kids too, just because we short.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Get your hands off of me, I drove here in
the sleek high.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Next complaint that they have, we the Elves are uncomfortable
wearing these shot dang funny toe shoes that hurt our
ft he did good.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
We want crocs to be the new official al.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Shoot crocks and gators to be the new l.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Shoe the elves.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I'm doing a complaint. You don't act like you ain't
with them. Are you trying to add a complaint? I
don't add liked Elves and pilgrims have the same I'm not.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I'm not an elbow. Well, let's quit playing this game.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
The next complaint, we the Elves do not like elve
shirts and pants. They ain't got no pockets, and we
want to start using fanny pants so when we go
outside to take our smoke break, we'll have our stuff

(04:58):
with them. Next complaint, we the elves understand that we
on the North Pole. For some of the younger Elves
wants to cut back on the heat being so high
all the time in the workshop. The older al's is fine,

(05:20):
we swear next we the Elves would like to assign
ten l's each year to ride around with Santa, because
we think it's unfair that we make all these toys
and we don't ever get to go on work, just

(05:41):
be packing up the slid with the rain.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Did we made the toy? Let us go a couple
more quickly, were the elves.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
We still love miss Claus and you know, she's very
nice and she's never too busy to being down and
give us a hug, but we still would like to
know exactly what does she do.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
The cooks, the cooks for everybody. We had nothing from her.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
We got a quebla l And last week, not least,
we the le support the me too movement that's real
strong up here, and some of the female ales are
requesting that Santa refrain from saying ho hope, Ho hope.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
And on that note, we're gonna go, go go. It's good.
It's Chris Brannan.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
I want to just say happy holidays from my family,
to yours and Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
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