Elves On Strike

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Time to get the choice together. However, the Elves, I
didn't know this. The Elves are on strike and you
guys here with some grievances.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I got. I got this. Someone handle this one myself
because it's something that I'm I'm good at doing because
I'm a former union man and elves l's have decided
they came to me with a lot of complaints and
I'm being the represented. Now. We wanted Timmy to stand
up for him, but then he was already standing up.

(00:36):
See right there when I be down. We need somebody
that stand up for it, that look like they actually standing.
So I said I would do it. The Elves this
year are going on strike. Well they haven't gone on yet,
but they're threatened to go on strike. The Elves are
wanting to sit out this year. Santa Claus is having

(00:58):
trouble because he's trying to talk to these damn ls
about their concern So I'm here with their grievances and
I want to start by saying these are the l's
grievouss and I will be preparing these statements on behalf
of the L Foundation need it. We the ls who

(01:19):
work at the North Pole are requesting the following changes.
Please show your support through our website www dot help
ls dot com. If you're want to help the l's
help ls dot com, tell me, don't act.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Like you don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
So you know what, y'all? We lease all the complaints
that the LS have and here we go. Number one
problem that they're having. We the LS would like to
stop making these damn wooden toys. No kid won't no

(02:03):
damn wooden toy. And we've been making them for years.
Ain't nobody asked for now? One of these wouldn't wheel.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
These wooden pigs got a one block.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
They got real toys now. Secondly, we the ALS are
requesting to have a casual Friday so we ain't got
to wear these stupid ass uniform They have tight ass
pants for these pointed hats. We want a casual Friday.
Voicing the concerns that ALS have and it considered on

(02:38):
going on strike and they wanted me to convey this
Santa Claus and everybody listen. We the ALS would like
to request a thirty minute smoke break.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
They smashed and we smoke.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
We want to be able to go outside and smoke
whatever we want.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
It's legal.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Try making these were charge without it, don't get high.
Here's the next complaint on behalf of the Hell's Elves
were the Alves have voted to eliminate bring your kids
to work there. The truth of the matter is l

(03:27):
really don't like kids. No, we don't damn because they
think we kids too, just because we short get your
damn hands off of me. I drove here in the sleeve.

(03:50):
Next complaint that they have, We the Elves are uncomfortable
wearing these Dame funny toe shoes that you did. We
want crocs to be the new official al shoot crocks

(04:11):
and gators to be the new el shoe the Elves
I'm doing. Complaint. You don't act like you ain't with them?
Are you trying to add a complaint? Like elves and
pilgrims have the same suit is the same, I'm not

(04:34):
I'm not an elbow. Well, let's quit playing this game.
Next complaint, We the Elves do not like elve shirts
and pants. They ain't got no damn pockets, and we
want to start using fanny pass so when we go

(04:57):
outside to take our smoke break, we'll have our stuff
with its. Next complaint, we the elves understand that we
on the north pole, but some of the younger Elves
wants to cut back on the heat being so high
all the time in the workshops. The older al's is fine,

(05:20):
the young for damn we swist. Next, we the Elves
would like to assign ten l's each year to ride
around with Center, because we think it's unfair that we
make all these damn toys and we don't ever get

(05:43):
fat ass, just be packing up the slid with the rain.
Then we made the toy. Let us go a couple
more quickly, were the als. We still love miss Claws
and we know she's very nice and she's never too
busy to being down and give a U s a huh,
But we still would like to know exactly what does

(06:05):
she do up here?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
The cook the cooks for everybody.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
We had nothing from her, We got a quibla l.
And last, we're not leavest. We the ale support the
me too movement that's real strong up here, and some
of the female ales are requesting that Santa refrain from
saying Ho Ho ho hope.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
And on that note, we're gonna go go you're listening
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