August 9, 2024 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, So did you guys know that Kevin Hard
and Michael Jordan have this long standing beat anyway, Kevin
talked about it on stage. It is acting acting my
age performance in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Recently, Kevin told
his audience that he and Michael Jordan have not spoken
in years. Because Kevin was hired to host a celebrity
event for Michael and when Michael Jordan came in late
(00:24):
to the event, he hit Jordan with the joke about
being late, and Jordan didn't like it. He didn't like
the joke, so Kevin said it was quick. It was
all in fun. But after that night, Kevin learned that
Michael Jordan was no longer a fan of his, and
to that, Kevin told his audience, I can effing care less.
I'm at a point in my life where it's very
(00:46):
hard to bother me. I'm forty five years old and
it's not about the progression of life, and it's not
about the progression of life. You get to the point
where little things don't matter. I'm not the same person
I once was, so medians on the show, have you
guys ever lost a friend because of a bad joke?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I don't understand people that carried gudged like that. I
don't understand any.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I know you didn't say that.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Wow, right here, Lord, Hey, I don't do nothing wrong
with nobody.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I don't do anything wrong with nobody. I don't I
do not o.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
But you hold a grudge.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I haven't really lost any friends over joke. I've lost
several family members though.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
That.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, and once I found out, I wrote another set
about them. And I've just I found out that I
could actually get rid of people from the stage.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And so.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I've dedicated probably over the thirty year career, I probably, uh,
let me see, I probably dedicated at least four three No,
not that much, probably about two and a half hours
of time on stage dedicated to ridding myself for family members.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
By doing jokes about them.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Oh yo, I've done everything except say their name. I
said my aunt Agnes. Though I've said her name, I've
really tried to distance myself from her. You just said
it now, Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's she's permanently on.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
The list, Junior. You lost any friends and family?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:46):
I lost family. Yeah, of course I've lost family. You know,
he's been good half my life. He'd been in jail
so how would they season he came home for Thanksgiving?
I said, what your home for the weekend?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
When you go on any Monday?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
And that really didn't sit well with him, and uh,
you know.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
He didn't like it. But that makes you even go more.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
You know what I'm saying. It's just your unpacking the
suitcase because you're going back and we know that, we
already know this, and so you know, and like say,
you just keep going and.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, when they get mad, it only encourages you to
do it more.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Yeah, because I would say stuff like where your mirror
because that's how way you can look around the corn
and where your mirror?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know, go get your pants from under the batters.
You going back in Mondeay.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
You ain't forgot one. You know, we still got your
fifth birthday cake. You started at five, So you know,
you just keep going with the cake. Yeah, And so
he get real mad, and so you know, he got
mad and said, if I say one more thing, and
you can't tell the comedians, don't say one more.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Thing because the one more thing is coming.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
So I said, left, left, left, right, and that's it.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Right.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
His crapping, now, we in his crapping were telling Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Sure did so, uncle, that was right?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
You you can, you can.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I know he was gonna get mad.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
But hell you the one's been in jail ten times.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
That doesn't me.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, I love yours.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Right, He really got mad that his mama, his mama,
his mama got mad too. I said, well, you know,
you can put your name back on the lage because
you're going to visit.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You just kept going, and what else.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Hell, my mom and my grandma's over here. They laughing,
but they laughing like crazy. They over there losing it.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
So I'm gonna keep going. So you can do that
because you're had an audience. I had an audience.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, yeah, that would make it better.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah, like I was going to just close in the
garage though, ye.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Tell me what about you anything?
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Yeah, my best friend get mad. But I don't put
his name in there. But he knows it's about him though.
And if I do something, play a player, he oh,
he gets real nervous. He get tight. You say, you
say my name ain't gonna lee. We can be pitched
on your little woman. Until they have, you've been saying
my name and.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Thread.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I would never do that. I would never crush.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
It like that.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
All right, all right, Wow, So the rapper Nelly was
arrested Wednesday in Missouri for a possession of the drug ecstasy.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Nelly was gambling a Saint Louis casino that.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
He visits often, yeah, and has performed that many times.
After Nelly won a big jackpot, police officers allegedly told
Nelly that they needed to do a background check before
he got his payout the officers. The officers found an
active warrant that Nelly had from twenty eighteen when he
failed to have insurance during a traffic stop. Nelly was
(05:47):
then searched and officers found the ecstasy tills. Nellie's attorney
stated that Nelly has won big at the casino before
and was never searched or got a background check. According
to page six, his attorney stated that these charges.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Against Nelly won't stick.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
So, I mean, Steve, you like to Campbell, I gotta
ask you, have you ever been searched or had a
background check or anything like that?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Show hope they don't do the background check thing. You
just you ain't even really got to give me all
my jackpot. If you just yeah, you can take ten
percent off if you just avoid the background check. I
just take one of the ninety percent of my winn
is sir, if you could just avoid the background check.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I didn't even know that was proby. I'm scared now.
Hell he lord.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
All right, guys, coming up in twenty minutes after the
hour of the September tenth debate between Harris and Trump
has been confirmed.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening, Hardy
Morning Show.
All right, So did you guys know that Kevin Hard
and Michael Jordan have this long standing beat anyway, Kevin
talked about it on stage. It is acting acting my
age performance in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Recently, Kevin told
his audience that he and Michael Jordan have not spoken
in years. Because Kevin was hired to host a celebrity
event for Michael and when Michael Jordan came in late
(00:24):
to the event, he hit Jordan with the joke about
being late, and Jordan didn't like it. He didn't like
the joke, so Kevin said it was quick. It was
all in fun. But after that night, Kevin learned that
Michael Jordan was no longer a fan of his, and
to that, Kevin told his audience, I can effing care less.
I'm at a point in my life where it's very
(00:46):
hard to bother me. I'm forty five years old and
it's not about the progression of life, and it's not
about the progression of life. You get to the point
where little things don't matter. I'm not the same person
I once was, so medians on the show, have you
guys ever lost a friend because of a bad joke?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I don't understand people that carried gudged like that. I
don't understand any.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I know you didn't say that.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Wow, right here, Lord, Hey, I don't do nothing wrong
with nobody.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I don't do anything wrong with nobody. I don't I
do not o.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
But you hold a grudge.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I haven't really lost any friends over joke. I've lost
several family members though.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
That.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, and once I found out, I wrote another set
about them. And I've just I found out that I
could actually get rid of people from the stage.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And so.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I've dedicated probably over the thirty year career, I probably, uh,
let me see, I probably dedicated at least four three No,
not that much, probably about two and a half hours
of time on stage dedicated to ridding myself for family members.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
By doing jokes about them.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Oh yo, I've done everything except say their name. I
said my aunt Agnes. Though I've said her name, I've
really tried to distance myself from her. You just said
it now, Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's she's permanently on.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
The list, Junior. You lost any friends and family?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:46):
I lost family. Yeah, of course I've lost family. You know,
he's been good half my life. He'd been in jail
so how would they season he came home for Thanksgiving?
I said, what your home for the weekend?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
When you go on any Monday?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
And that really didn't sit well with him, and uh,
you know.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
He didn't like it. But that makes you even go more.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
You know what I'm saying. It's just your unpacking the
suitcase because you're going back and we know that, we
already know this, and so you know, and like say,
you just keep going and.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, when they get mad, it only encourages you to
do it more.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Yeah, because I would say stuff like where your mirror
because that's how way you can look around the corn
and where your mirror?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know, go get your pants from under the batters.
You going back in Mondeay.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
You ain't forgot one. You know, we still got your
fifth birthday cake. You started at five, So you know,
you just keep going with the cake. Yeah, And so
he get real mad, and so you know, he got
mad and said, if I say one more thing, and
you can't tell the comedians, don't say one more.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Thing because the one more thing is coming.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
So I said, left, left, left, right, and that's it.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Right.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
His crapping, now, we in his crapping were telling Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Sure did so, uncle, that was right?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
You you can, you can.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I know he was gonna get mad.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
But hell you the one's been in jail ten times.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
That doesn't me.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, I love yours.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Right, He really got mad that his mama, his mama,
his mama got mad too. I said, well, you know,
you can put your name back on the lage because
you're going to visit.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You just kept going, and what else.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Hell, my mom and my grandma's over here. They laughing,
but they laughing like crazy. They over there losing it.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
So I'm gonna keep going. So you can do that
because you're had an audience. I had an audience.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, yeah, that would make it better.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah, like I was going to just close in the
garage though, ye.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Tell me what about you anything?
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Yeah, my best friend get mad. But I don't put
his name in there. But he knows it's about him though.
And if I do something, play a player, he oh,
he gets real nervous. He get tight. You say, you
say my name ain't gonna lee. We can be pitched
on your little woman. Until they have, you've been saying
my name and.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Thread.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I would never do that. I would never crush.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
It like that.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
All right, all right, Wow, So the rapper Nelly was
arrested Wednesday in Missouri for a possession of the drug ecstasy.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Nelly was gambling a Saint Louis casino that.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
He visits often, yeah, and has performed that many times.
After Nelly won a big jackpot, police officers allegedly told
Nelly that they needed to do a background check before
he got his payout the officers. The officers found an
active warrant that Nelly had from twenty eighteen when he
failed to have insurance during a traffic stop. Nelly was
(05:47):
then searched and officers found the ecstasy tills. Nellie's attorney
stated that Nelly has won big at the casino before
and was never searched or got a background check. According
to page six, his attorney stated that these charges.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Against Nelly won't stick.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
So, I mean, Steve, you like to Campbell, I gotta
ask you, have you ever been searched or had a
background check or anything like that?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Show hope they don't do the background check thing. You
just you ain't even really got to give me all
my jackpot. If you just yeah, you can take ten
percent off if you just avoid the background check. I
just take one of the ninety percent of my winn
is sir, if you could just avoid the background check.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I didn't even know that was proby. I'm scared now.
Hell he lord.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
All right, guys, coming up in twenty minutes after the
hour of the September tenth debate between Harris and Trump
has been confirmed.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening, Hardy
Morning Show.
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