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December 22, 2025 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, so Steve, let's talk about some of your
favorite Christmas memories, you know, and your favorite holiday tradition.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I want to ask.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
You, oh like pole memories. But it was good though,
you know I didn't know, you know, no different, Yeah,
I figured just the way it was right. And everyone else,
you know, everybody get a gift. Uh what did you

(00:30):
sitting around think you've been the old multiple packages.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Just gift man.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
But the tearing off of the wrapping thing.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yes, yeah, we're gonna use that paper next year.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
That boat, save that boat, I know.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
And my mom wrapped like the grocery store wrap.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
That was her thing. She loved. Yes, she could.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
It looked just like it did at the at the
department stories.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
My mom could rap.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, man, girl, I got an easy bake up in
one year.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh yes, Lord with the light, with the light.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
If I have wrapped it, you knew it.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Because everything I wrapped to the exact shape or whatever
it is, dog dog if you if you thought it
was a trunk, that's probably what it was.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
It was obvious going.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Over the under the tree and just feeling on the
gifts trying to guess what it was.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Sha man, If I wrapped it. You knew, wow, bottle
of wine.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I gotta bowling ball. You know exactly what it looked like.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
He gave the baseball.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I remember when I got a tape recorder one year.
Oh my, that was always a good at the beginning
of my career. Right there, tape recorder.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yes, oh, I gotta stay rewind, fast forward, yes, yes, good,
good stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
One of my most frightening Christmases was because of that
tape recorder right there.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh yeah, well happened.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
You take them where you press play and record record
frights and get it done. Yes, yes, my mama got
me mine for Christmas. I took it upstairs and recorded
Rudy Raymore Sick to Find a Monkey.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
God Talk.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Whole down in the jungle.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
That signified market shouted through the trees and all up and.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Market. I was in elementary school.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
He was cutting.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Seven six or seven.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
You know about Rudy ray Moore.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Well, my daddy and them used to play it.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Oh and I sit on the steps in the hallway
and listen to it.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Be in the hallway, Holliday.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Everybody had the albums man, but I remember rise, yeah,
the whole signifying Monkey, And I could sound just like it.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
So when my mama got it, I went upstairs and I'm.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Recording way down the hunkle Thief had signifying monkey cussing
and everything I'm talking about cuss just like that's when
you first loved. So everything going good. We go to
church that morning. We come back. A couple of sister

(03:38):
Porter and sister all Bell came over to see my mama,
and uh, they was in there in the living room
and I had my recorder on the coffee table because
I saw a cookie on the dining room table.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I wanted to get a matter of fact of rice Christy.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Well, and when I came back, my mama had do
recording her lap my stomach. Oh uh, she said, what
did they? They was all talking about. Oh, sister Harvey,
what is that. There's these new recorders that you buy.

(04:16):
We bought one for Steve.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
I'm just and I said, I.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Don't get that bus over there in this Lady Porter, say,
what's on it?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
My mama? Press play. I opened it up like this
way down in the jungle d.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
That signifying munkeet that the de sleep. Yeah, I'm cussing
in everything. I mean, it's on the recorder. So my
mama trying to find the button, but she can't cut
it off. She can't control the volume or nothing. She

(05:12):
steady hitting the play button. Well that's already down and
your baby talking. So lady at the church say, ooh,
that's that's Rudy ray Moore. So I said, okay, that
might help a little bit, they say, She say, but
who is it though?

Speaker 5 (05:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Who's saying this?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, everybody looking at me. I'm just trying to figure
out how I can make this recorder.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Disappear and make them forget.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
If I stay.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Here and look out the water, maybe they won't notice
it's me.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Man.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
I was stitting there in trouble. My mama's finally cut
that thing off.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
She said, boy Lord Jesus, when your daddy get home.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
No man, so they left.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
My daddy came home, she says, snap, listen to what
this boy didn't put on his shit on Christmas, And
she pressed play again, right down in the junkle deep.
My daddy said, who is that? My mama say, that's

(06:29):
your son.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
The boy.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
And then after my daddy listening to it, and he
starts smiling, why that's you? Uh huh, yes, sir, I'm
just shrinking.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
I'll tell you the rest of water to come back.
She sid Steve Harbin, Marty show Man. Why do we
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Speaker 2 (06:55):
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Speaker 5 (06:56):
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Speaker 2 (07:00):
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Speaker 2 (08:12):
All right, before we went.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
To break Sea, if you were telling us a story
about when your dad heard you recite Rudy ray Moore
on your brand.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
New come home on Christmas.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Look at what your boys doing. Yeah, So she pressed on.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Way down, show that blanketly blank didn't ever sleep walking
through trees and swinging in the saint.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Of it.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
So my daddy listened to it, and he smiled. He said, boy,
that's you.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh yes, you're in trouble.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
He said, where your coat at? Go get your CoLtd
Come on.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Confidence.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
I ain't never done that. I used to go in
in the basement.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
What is the coll.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
He puts me in the car, he get the machine,
We back out. We drive right up to Earl's gas
station about five minutes from the house.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Uh huh, he got walk in Earl near Marry Christmas. Slick,
what's up little boy? Very Christmas? He boy got something
for y'all. Live in right here? Tell me who is here?
So all the men in that one boy that Rudy Raymo.

Speaker 8 (09:42):
No, it ain't that street, he said, you running boy,
that boy right here.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
This boy sound just like Rudy Ramo. So mister Welles said,
we do some of it.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh man, you can't you tell you about.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Y'all?

Speaker 4 (10:04):
And I got cussing from y'all. Did you do it? Hell?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, way like that right there?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Like oh man, I love it, I love it. I
love it.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
My daddy thought it was the greatest thing you heard. Now,
he said, the woman get back home, tell you mama.
We rolled and talked about it.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Okay, well you did.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
I ain't gonna.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Whoop you because it's on Christmas. Oh oh, it's a
little bit of twenty six. You got toe up and nothing. Well,
he ain't want to whoop me, no way, because.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
He was He thought it was great.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
He thought that was the greatest thing.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, great, you.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Take all that cussing off of that machine.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
You ain't even where you learn these words from.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Y'all.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
You're playing at all the parties. Yeah, wow, who else
you listen to?

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Though?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Good Christmas memories?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Right there?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Red Fox, Red Fox.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
That's now this country comedian named Jerry Cloud. Jerry Cloud.
Oh yeah, that's what we listened to.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
He'll Be Man, Okay, yeah, I love it. No, that
He'll Be was funny man, funny man.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
See.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
I was still a Richard Pride my daddy.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
Oh, I was doing Richard and Eddie. That's like Delirious
was my my stand up special there Leddy did Delirious.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Richard Pride wanted that's the one.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Said yeah wow that I mean that that was back
in the day when when your parents had parties, and
weren't those called party albums or something?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, absolutely party albums. So they were playing you couldn't listen.
You had to come in and dance for them. You
have to go to the back. Yeah, come on.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
And the record player was right next to the steps
leading up to my room, and it was behind the wall,
I said on the steps.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
And you can hear I learned how to cut everything.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, the good old days.

Speaker 9 (12:30):
Gush, Google, that's that American classic right there for that
red level outfit that was class.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Oh yeah, yeah for sure.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
What was that red. That was wrong.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
That was that was delirious. It was a purpose purple. Yeah,
was purpose leather. All leather was wrong.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, yeah, man, when that food was doing that, that
food was doing that.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Dog on.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
Brock we man, Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
When he got shot, when he was doing the hits,
we sees it.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Mice me night name.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
The number dude said, you.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Me times a lady, the nice news new.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Nude that bore the same three times. I was hollering.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, he gave us some great laughs.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
And yes, Velvet Jones, mister Robinson's neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah, hold of the answer.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
The who is.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Movies the absolute best sketch artist.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Man. Yeah, that Eddie man che hot tub dog, he
stuck his.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Gonna get in the hotel.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Wait a minute, what was it boy in the in
the movie Trading Places? Uh huh oh, what is his name? Valentine?

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Valentine boy.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
When they finally got him off the street and took
him to the house. Yeah, And they had him in
the back and he was taking the bath and they
was coming out shutting the dope and he was in
there singing, who When I showed that to my daddy,
My daddy hollered laught and.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
You think of Look when you think of.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Got it used to open this show every day with that.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yeah, that's where I got it from. YO, good memory,
I tell you man, that that that.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
What's what's what's the best forty eight hours of Beverly
Hills cut?

Speaker 6 (15:30):
Oh what's forty eight hours about?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
When he was with Nick Norton?

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (15:35):
Yeah, Trading coming to America, Coming to the America's.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Comedy movie I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
It was

Speaker 2 (15:48):
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