Halloween Jokes - 10.31.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, as promised, here we are.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is Halloween and everything, so we thought we'd do
some Halloween funnies for you. You know, we're we're on a
show with three comedians. So here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Just listen, just listen. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Here's a question. Why does a mortician clock out of
work early? Anybody?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
What's the attitude? It's holl hell because you're getting for
you to say what you do?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Go ahead?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
So no, no answer to that. Why the mortician clocked
out of work early? He was dying to leave.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I like it, Charley Finel, give me.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
No, I didn't notice, crowd, I know all right? Did
you hear about the evil hen m.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Okay, well it laid deviled eggs? You got a roll?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Girl?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
You don't fire?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
We need out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
What kind of witch? Here's another one? What kind of
witch likes to go to the beach either Halloween? Just
a little Halloween joking?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Be witch? Close a sandwich? You get it? Beach sand kill?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Thank you. I'll take about at the end.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Are you ready? Yes, you're ready for this one?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
What is white, black and dead all over?

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
What is that? Shirley? It's a zombie trick? Or treating
in a tuxedo. Hell fire. That was terrible, Judge, which
is so Judge?

Speaker 5 (02:17):
I like it were fine this morning, y'all having fun.
We are depressed with this right here.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Depressed her time, her time, and is horrible. Go ahead, more,
go ahead, Monica, crack it up, alright.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
When do zombies? When do zombies finish trick or treating?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
When they are dead tired? And she thinks she's killing
it killing I'm up that whole up.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Don't she been over lapt? Terrible girls, her and her girls.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
You don't you think you had you had a bit
your pride live on her?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yes, yes, yeah. Drop the mic, please drop it and
don't pick it back.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Happy Halloween. You're listening. Steve Hardy Morning Show