Hood Halloween Costumes

Junior has guidelines when it comes to Halloween costumes.  They have to be recognizable right away or else.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we go. It is time for Junior's
truth be told. Yeah, Shirley, you know um um in
the same vein of Halloween, in the same vein you
know when you trick of treating. Yeah, we should be
able to recognize what you are when you come to
the dough. Your costume. We need to know off the bat. Okay,

(00:22):
if you a ghost, you a ghost. If you are gobling,
you a guy? Well, yeah, don't come to my dough
with the black costume that. I don't really recognize these
hood I feels like you got twenty five dollars and
thirty three cents. What is you? I'm a food stamp.
You ain't coming to my dough dressed like this. You

(00:45):
know I don't need a costume. Come to the dough
you child support papers. I don't. I don't really want
to kill to that. I'm not giving to that. You're
not coming over here? Is that? What is you? A box?
And you can't be about a fan coming to me?
You got one blade you spinning? I'm not fit to

(01:05):
be given to that. Yeah, I'm judging the costill. I
want to scare your stuff racking, you know, you know ghosts,
you know God that. You know, you can't be all
this other stuff. No buy dude, you know what I'm saying.
You want a zombie? Yeah, you know you forty five?
You buy yourself? What are you a baby daddy? You

(01:26):
can't be a baby dad. And my damn dope, I'm
not fitna had that and my dough. I just want
to let y'all know can come over here. I'm turning
my light out on. You're not getting no candid. You
know what I man? No, you can't be a man
all flish slish my lizle bull. Now you come to

(01:51):
the door. And it's twelve y'all, just one a dolt
and twelve kids. And I asked you what you is.
You can't say, I'm a baby mama like you can't
be and my dought. All the kids different heights, different ages,
and what is the baby mama? Well? Why why would
you business hood costumes? Different? Junior? Yeah? I know you

(02:12):
come up to the dough. You got fall all over you.
Who are you ultra man? I'm a soul. Your mama's school.
Oh you got some styrofarm already. Why aren't your ways
and some allument over you? Then you could be a
to go plate, get on the hold. I don't walk

(02:34):
the costume at my dough. That's just the truth. You
just got you. You got duc tape wrapped around your shoes.
You come up to tell me you home. I can
just put a whole bunch of white lotion on me,
junior and say I'm a perm when I'm I'm a

(02:56):
Per's crazy. I just that's all I'm saying. We don't
want to see that this year. You want some Yeah,
I want some scary You can walk up to the
do you got six little girls with you? Nail the
don't talk about what is you? I'm a pimp costumes

(03:18):
too much, that's what that's hood stuff. That just little
little boy, long round t shirt on. He talking about
he ups all you got y'all come in due, y'all
coming to it. You come to the door, you're brown man.
You got your child, But you got two cardboards. They
both got two cardboard boxes. What do y'all? We TV

(03:39):
sets take take your crown ass? So how about doing
right here? If I put on a long white gown
dingy and and I'm I'm a chitling, I'm manwell, or

(04:00):
you just walk up to doing you got your pajamas on.
What are you, little girl? I'm a praise damn and
your pamper. Wow, I didn't step the costumes up. Don't
be lazy on the costumes. Creativity in yourself. It's not

(04:22):
on the door. You're just not gonna do a little
fatboy not on the dough and you do. He ain't
got no costume on? Who is you? I'm mean? I'm
humeed j okay, junior bear the shirt, raggedy head, grease
all over my face. I'm a shade tree, mechanic dode
that works. No, no food, I'm creative. Na. No, I'm

(04:45):
letting it down on the corner. You know what I'm saying.
No coming up next? Snap you Tommy spraying phone call