Horror Movies Something Funny

Right here we have the stupid things that people say in horror movies.  Take a listen.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we go with something funny. Uh, and
what is this? Jay? You said the horror movie. You
want to do that? That sounds good. We can't do that.
If you're gonna do a horror movie, yeah, you have
to have If you're gonna have a horror movie, all right,
let's go. First of all, if you're black, if you're
a black man in a horror movie, you will be

(00:24):
the first to die. Happen it, make it to the credits.
It's not gonna happen, no way, no, And then you
just die. You're gonna You're gonna die right off the
back for seven minutes. I got one. Yeah. If you're
gonna have a horror movie, you're gonna do a horror movie.

(00:45):
The white girl got to fall, she got the fall,
he gotta fall, Yeah, yeah, yeah, the women and if
she falls, whoever goes back to save too? Yes, but

(01:06):
you gotta tell Okay, if you go. If it's gonna
be a horror movie, it's gonna be a white person, uh,
walking in the woods because they heard something. What oh,
what is that? What's that? Going toward that sound? Yea,
towards the sounds? What you gott what is that Jason,

(01:30):
somebody got to open the door. While the whole audience
is Holly, don't go Steve good one you I that one?

(01:53):
That one? For some reason, why are you sitting up
either watching TV or you will see a little vision
of a girl somewhere in your house just popping up
the damn reason. You can't make a hard movie without
a little girl just showing up in the window. She's
in the refrigerator. Who is the look girl? If you're

(02:16):
gonna make a horror movie, and I mean, if you're
gonna make a horrible somebody gotta die. While giving a speech,
gets Master say all this talking you get damn you
got to die. I'm sicking this. There's no way I'm
taking it. Shoom. What you gotta Timmy, when you got

(02:40):
If you're gonna be in a horror movie, it's got
to be a dead person walking by. It has to
be a dead per They've been dead for a minute,
but they walking by. Yes, all right. If you go
have a horror movie, you must have a haunted house,

(03:01):
and the white family stay in it anyway on the
way we can shoot the movie. You must stay in
the house. After you're discovering that is on t keep
going to bed and keep Yeah, I ain't nobody moving.

(03:25):
Why would they stay in there anyway? That's the white people.
That's what white people do. Horror movie. They stay after
day after they hear stuff, they see stuff, stuff moved,
but they don't. They don't. That's true, man. They got
to stay and they're gonna have a horror movie. You

(03:47):
must run out of gas on a deserted roll. You
have no phone signal. All yeah, that's a good one. Yeah,
I'll tell you what. Nothing in the horror movie. You
have a horror movie. The lights gonna go out. When

(04:08):
the lights go out, somebody got to go check. You
don't blab when the lights go out. Don't nobody moves.
You can't get a black person box. We'll sit there
way till they come home. Somebody got to go check
the break a why no outside and break Oh my god,

(04:30):
the lights are out. Must damn check this out. There's
always a window that's open that keeps uh swinging back
and forth, and you keep hearing the window shutter you yeah, yeah, yeah, holing.

(04:53):
Every horror movie is always going to be one heel
b with no teeth that come over and start killing
when you're seeing him show up with no teeth. Teeth
it's him, Yeah, Hill, everybody else got teeth, He got

(05:18):
no teeth. We're just talking to him. Fu no teeth,
ain't show you. Absolutely, And I don't care where you live.
If it's sunny in the daytime, at night, thunder enlightening
all the time, the whole time must change. The weather

(05:41):
must change. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you that. This gets
on my nerves. The horror movie, every horror movie, they
get a history of the house. Why the hell you
ain't listening to old man really killed twenty five people?
Why the hell we boypass it's in twenty five? Why

(06:03):
you want to be twenty five? I'm gonna look always
that history, all the time, all the time. Hold on, Yeah,
there's always gonna be a white couple that make love
in the middle of the scary park. They do it

(06:24):
all the time, all the time. Killer, get to watch it. Killer,
get to watch when and when you think the killer
is dead, he gonna what what do you do? Sit up?
He said, straight up. And it's always blood coming out

(06:48):
of wall. Yes, some damn kids want to open the wall.
You don't get your ass in your car. Man le man,
don't open the door, all right, Coming up next, Tommy's
run that bright back right after this