JRAP

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
So Tommy, you asked Junior for a birthday poem. Steve,
please do the introductions.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I normally don't care at this point, but I'm hoping
with everything in me that this poem that he has
written for Tommy's birthday will make me proud. Please do
it justice, ladies, gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
In the event that he doesn't do it justice, here
is Jay Rap. Here we go, Junior's raggedy as poems.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Uh, you know, Tommy you asked for a birthday poem,
and I went on in and did it for you.
Tommy Man, you know I love your brother and this
is for you man. Happy birthday, nephew Tommy is Tyler
love the poem? Here we go. Tommy's birthday is Saturday,
so let's get my hand. Happy birthday, nephew Tommy, or
should I say little man? At your age everything should

(00:55):
be so frightening, like how you still scared of germs?
Blood enlightening? You always think you handsome and fresh like flowers.
I'm gonna tell you take too many damn shouts. I
got to tell you this, and Uncle Steve will agree.
You not you and you show ain't sexy. Happy birthday?
And this is no hate. But we know you either

(01:17):
gonna take off or come in late. Happy early birthday
v en.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah you know what Julia I say. Come on boy, yeah,
put it all in one of the greatest poems I've
ever heard.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Seven Get Everything and it was lightning Yesterday too? Is
the rebutal? Is there a rebuttal like this one?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I liked it. I liked it.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
It was all true enough. Well, I am sexy that
at that part you keep that.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Blue man, the little man part.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I ain't like that part, ain't Yeah, yo, I like
the little man. I like everything is frightening. How you
still scared the blood, thunder and lightning? That was my
favorite line. Uh, the part about you thinking you was cute.

(02:24):
I thought that covided you took notes.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Steve didn't took notes.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
No, I didn't take notes. I remember stuff. If it's
gonna remember it, you ain't run long than his poem
is donna do nothing for me? This one was classy,
And then they tried to say it wasn't hate, but
it was real wit hate. Yes the world, which I
thought was absolutely fascinating.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
You know all right, great job job, Yeah, you have
birthday plans, nephew, Nah, I got no.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
You guys won't be at the house, so yeah, no.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
No, I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Buddy mind lost his mom. I'm gonna go to the Shield.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Oh, I was coming up at thirty four minutes after
the hour, we'll play One has to Go right after.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
This, Junior gotta go.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.