Junior's Birthday Poem For Shirley - 07.28.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, see if can you introduce Junior? Please get
here is Junior better known as Jay Rapp. Just Junior's
racket poem. Just get this old way. Yeah yeah, oh,
I couldn't even did better. You know, you know what
the day is. You know we're celebrating the day.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Surety Strawberry birthday, Strawberry.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Let me take something. Shirley put a lot of thought
in this. I have to write your poem because your birthday. Yeah,
I thank you. I appreciate that. You're so welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
And the name of the poem heavy birthday, Shirley.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
That's right there. Brilliant, that's brilliant. Got it? So here
it goes.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Everyone, brace yourself because I have something to say. I
wrote this poem for a special birthday. Even though she
joked about my hairline, she still is a special friend
of mine. I'm not going to joke about her cooking
or her big ass because she always fly. I ain't

(01:02):
gonna lie. She's always corrected how we talk, for sure.
But we love her more than you'll ever know. Steve Harvey, Nation,
we are celebrating Shirley Strawberry today, and Shirley, we hope
you have a great birthday, her birthday, Shirley, the end.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Last night till one morning for that commercial break.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
To think about it. I didn't know if I want
to say nothing about her eyes or her cooking. You
talk that all night.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I worry about that.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
But they both true, though, So this is what it
sounds like when you put a lot of thought into it.
This Sureley, you should have saw. I saw the clock here,
won I said. I spend too much time on Shirley.
This is one o'clock in the morning, way too much time.
But you special to me, Shirley. I love you so much. Yeah,
that's what he said. That's yeah, I could have wrote.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I could have wrote that during a song.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
All right, well, let's hear your counter. Come on, commercial break.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Junior's still doing poems after mine. I thought we was done.
Now look up, and he got another poem. Where is
all this coming from? I wish he's stopping. Take his
time to do with something else. Stop writing all these
ignorant poems. Keep some of this to your self. I
get tired of making up stuff and doing it all

(02:32):
on the fly.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I just can't.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Figure out why you keep doing it. Come on, JUNR,
tell us why you keep coming up with poems about
stuff you don't know a thing about. The next thing
we know, he'll come another ignorant one flying out your mouth.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Fo and really, Junior, thank you for using your deep voice.
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Always.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oh he shut that down, takes my confidence. He makes
sure my confidence they really love where it needs. I
loved your poems.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Your confidence needs to be right there with your poem
skill writing.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
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