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Speaker 1 (00:00):
According to new research, one in five Americans are planning
on giving someone a take the hint gift this year.
A new survey of two thousand Americans found that hint
gifts are pretty common practice, with one in three respondents
saying they've given at least one in the past year
or so or in the past period. And who is
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a person in our life most likely to give us
one of these hint gifts? Well, research shows it's our
own partner. Most popular hitt gift Americans gift is deodorant?
What or cologne? Yeah? Self help books yes? Wow? More
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than take a hint. The most popular most popular gift
is self help books. They scored real high. Also on
the list were cookbooks No, I did not don't get
one this year, exercise equipment Carla, exercise equipment, pelots and
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bike razors, toothpaste, cleaning supplies, and even breath mints. Yeah, well, I.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Just I just bought my wife the Peloton bike.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Uh huh okay, so she asked for the bike, though
she wasn't offended by getting.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It, right?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Do you save that for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Wasn't for Christmas? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
This is just he can't get off anything.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
But she asked you to get the bike.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Wait a minute, save the Peloton bike for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, well never mind, different incomes different, all right. So
Steven and uh, Junior and Tommy, if you guys had
to give someone to take a hit gift, who would
it be? And what were to be?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
My sister?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Every job application, pap it, I can find ool.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It just got rid.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
She can't talk about they can't find the world I
see now hid every.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Damn Well, I think.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I think we just saw the best take a hit gift.
If I pick you up to go shopping and I
put your ass in the back seat because I got
another fine chicken in the front, that's about a bigger
hit gift you can get.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
What about you?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
My auntie is she listening?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I don't think she listening in a nice perm box,
a nice perm.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
It's damn it.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
It's a hint. Let this sit for at least twenty minutes,
all right.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
So our resident poets, Oh yeah, Junior in the middle,
right now, oh yeah, boy poems.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Christmas time, baby, Christmas time, And it's the time that
a lot of people break it up, but they really
don't know how to say it to the other person.
So I thought we might have Well, just staying in poem,
it's the best way to do it.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Just say it in poem.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
He ain't going one right here time, he's all Christmas
break up poem.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That's all it is. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Mistletoe. Mistletoe is what we wants kissed become this Christmas.
These lips you gonna miss, and that ain't all merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Wow, that's how you break up rights.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You ain't gotta waste a lot of time. You ain't
gotta waste a lot of time saying just like that,
mistletoe missing toe is what we wants kissed become this Christmas.
These lips you gonna miss, and that ain't.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
All merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Let somebody die.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
He going another one?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Time?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
He got another one, Frosty, frosty like your attitude has been.
But when you try your key tonight, it won't let
you win. Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, you're getting.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
We got time to are you all night long? No? No,
just say this, The relationship is over because you've been
messing with my weed. You even smoked three.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Bridges off my Christmas tree.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
You got to go Merry Christmas smoke. Yeah, you ask
how you went down there and smoke three branches off
the tree. Now we don't need I like this. This
would hit me about one thirty in the morning.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
About one thirty the morning came to.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Me, hid it you haul mayflower or even two guys
and a truck that numbers are on the counter, and
I wish you good luck.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's my favorite Christmas.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
This wants you to know how wout you to get
it for you? You haul mayflower or even two guys
in the truck that numbers on the counter, and I
wish you good luck, Merry Christmas. I think I might
do that, sir, just to break up Christmas call I
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like him. Okay, here we go, all right, twas the
night before Christmas. Please try to be gone because I'm
getting my life together and I'm moving on. Bye boo bye,
Merry Christmas. I gotta hit it with the Merry Christmas at.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
The end, Merry Christmas. Yeah yeah, higga.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Lands one I wrote this is it.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Send the gingerbread man to the gingerbread lady. This relationship
is over because you've been asked shady ho ho home,
Merry Christmas, daddy. That's how you break up.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, Steve Harvey more on the show Man. Ain't nobody
playing with y'all. This show, I have said a thousand times,
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apologizing for nothing, and I ain't preparing no I'm sorry
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