Junior's Thanksgiving Poem - I Dont Want To See Some Of Y'all

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's that time, ladies and gentlemen, this Thanksgiving time,
and we have our resident poet in the building. Tell me,
why don't you do the honors?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Please? If you insist, Shirley, you know I really do. Yeah,
you know, I'm a most deaf kind of guy myself,
you know, but not have a resident.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's here. He's got that right, So.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready. This is Jay Rap. That
is Junior's raggedy ass poem.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I'm gonna tell y'all something.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
You know.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's Thanksgiving, Yep, it's a time when people get together
and families get together.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
So I wrote this poem. Put that in mind.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
The title of the poem, he's not like you reached
all week or something.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yes, the title of the poem is, I don't want
to see some of y'all.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Well, here we go this year.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I wanted to keep our Thanksgiving dinner small because I'll
be honest, I don't want to see some of y'all.
I told my wife to get a small turkey and
some dressing. Just being with her and our new dog
is truly a blessing, but she won't see anyvice Some
people I don't want to see. I don't want them
in my house bothering me, and you know they gonna

(01:25):
want to take some place home and just like that,
all my turkey and dressing will be gone. Listen, I'm
telling you now, so you don't have to text me
or call. I mean it, and I really do. I
don't want to see some of y'all happy Thanksgiving and
cook get it at your own damn house the end.
I love it. I'm not doing this with y'all. Yeah,

(01:50):
whatever y'all know is some people. Y'all don't want to
see a child house. You know who the people is?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah? Okay, so Jr.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
The people that you're talking about, because they be possibly listening.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
If they they know, if if they they know, very
possibly can be.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Fact.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I'm worry about to call it here have to be
figured for you.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Dal Jenkins. Don't come by right, We're not doing that.
Bred Flowers, don't come by here. Call Matthews. Stay well,
stay where you at and keep all three of your
kids with you. The boys is bad. You ain't then
if they listening anymore, ain't Benita, we don't need it

(02:42):
this year? Has she.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
But we don't. We don't know who her boyfriend gonna
be this year. We have no idea. All the old
players she'd be bringing about here every year is a
new one.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
I'm gonna try to be Sevester last year, mister Marcus.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Too many of them. It's word teving. Don't bring people attractive.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
You know.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
If I see my cousin Michelle again this year and
she pregnant, I'm through.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Everything's giving everyone.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Every Thanksgiving, you you prayed it at the You never
table with a regular stomach.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
You always praised every year. You always you always baked
away from the table.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
You ain't never up over the table, all your food
eating on your stomach. You keep missing your plate on
your stomach. Were tied and seeing it now anybody else?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
We family? I love, I loved your family. And listen,
let me tell you something. If he not he's my cousin.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
If I see my cousin Mark, if he if he
come in there with one more tattoo, he ain't got
no more move.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
If I see him doing no tattoo, ain't no.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
We can't even We don't even know if his face
and eyes is open. We've been looking at the book.
We don't have a clue I'm tired you. I'm tired
you stupid. I'm tired to keep doing tattoos and yeah, man,
you can't see his whole face because you don't.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Even know if his eyes is open. He justne tatty them.
I don't know what. I'm not gonna sit there and
play nice this year. I'm not doing it.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
You put your foot down put today, but I don't
want to see. That was the great home.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
All right, Junior, Thank you, Happy Thanksgiving. The words of
Junior