Kwanzaa - 12.29.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Steve, go ahead, Well, now.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
What you about to hear?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
It's pure comedic genius, but I must lay a disclaimer.
This is going to be a little edgy. It's gonna
ruffle a couple of feathers. So I'm just letting you
know this. This is j Anthony Brown. He asked me

(00:33):
do it, and I kind of got an idea. I
don't know exactly what it is, but I'm in support
of comedy. Yeah, but I'm saying we're doing this with
a disclaimer that no one can call us and say
nothing about it. I don't know exactly what he gonna do,

(00:53):
but he could ruffle some feathers, lady and gentlemen.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
J Anthony Brown, all right, what about to do? Right now?
Every year, a lot of people, good people you know,
meaning good have quansa parties.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Now, okay, right there, Yes, I don't think it's a
lot of people. You can go ahead. You must be
trying to build this Junke up.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
And trying to build it up.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
It's not a lot of us.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
How about people have a Quanta party and don't a
lot of people come? And they wonder why people don't come.
What I have is suggestions to get more people to
your quanza party. Number one, offer a free dog. She
get to anybody who will show up, one size fit all.

(01:57):
Everybody that shows that the quansa party, you get a
free bean pile. If you don't like mean, give a
sweet potato. If you can't, everybody don't like me, I.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Love.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Okay, this is really good, This is really really good.
If you have a quanza parties, then you can demonstrate
what I mean by this. Do not have more than
two for losifying brothers or sisters at your party. You
don't want more than two in there. You don't want to,
you know, brothers.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Let me say this about this time, this period that
we partake of in this a questrious moment, a history
of filing, or the watutricitness, or the barbariousness of what
these holidays are too. That's why we celebrate quons.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
But I dare say, though, brother, you don't want that
welate this situation. Shall know it that it is pharaorically
not a capability of scientific split. Let let me interject
some sensibility into this conversation.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Okay, you don't want a whole bunch of them at
your party. Okay, it turns up the mood. Number five.
Ease up, this is very im borant. Ease up, you
know what. Ease up me right, Ease up on the
incense and sage.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Okay, because the black of my nose is burning.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
How my shoes fell, like.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I got a headache?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Noxious?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
My green tastes like save.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
To you.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Number seven. You want to play something other than the
Lion King ann the svendpoint, The African Drummers don't have
to play all night long, okay, the Shirley Dinner and
last but not en last. Don't tell nobody it's the

(04:23):
quiz about it. Just tell them. Okay, I have to
tell him something you got. I'm having a part of surprise.
I'm having a party, all right.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Listen, coming up like j for the Nephew went today,
Frank phone call that's coming up right after that corn
bred smell, Like

Speaker 4 (04:52):
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