Last Day to Break Up With Someone - 12.12.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, last day to break up. Some say, if
you do not break up with your significant other today,
you are stuck with that significant other until around Martin.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Okay, that's effect.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
You can get out right now.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
You need to get today. Well, you should have been out.
You should have been out.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
You should Halloween. To be honest, Halloween is a great
time to leave. Yeah, it's scary. You've been Halloween, come
back like late February, trying to work it out.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
If you guys this what.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
First of all, this is the best way to break
up on Halloween? We're breaking up.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I told you was scary, top that dope be through.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
But now it's it's Halloween.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
So what's the What are you all breaking up for? Though?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I need to know what gives you got it back?
Gives you got it? You know.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Her relative?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Sure you don't want that.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
I don't want that, but you still you want something?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
You know what bad is? Holiday?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Everybody want to be hell.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
They want somebody to hold yeah stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, it's really hard to be at somebody's house that
you want to break up.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
With and their family. Yeah it's so good and they
like you, like you. You want some pie.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I don't want no I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Want to say bye bye. That's what I want to say.
That want to.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Say by and big up, big ups to all the
married dudes that still go by their girl house and
visit with the big up to them.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Wait, wait, crazy for real?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I mean they need tips, Tommy, And what they need
is tips. I got a tip for them. I got
one tip.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I want to tip.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yere's a tip.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
You're gonna go over there, and she's gonna have a
plate for you on the Turkey leg all everything. You
as soon as you get in the car and you
drive pass out, you throw that plate out the window. Okay,
well right on the highway, on the freeway.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Got to be on the freeway, you gotta be. I
have a question. I have a question.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Come on, if you're going over to the number two's
house Thanksgiving, what time do you go over there?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:33):
But when you run to the stove, that's part of
your run to the stove.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah, and you've got to come over there like you
in a hurry to leave.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
See what's going on?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
How you'll do Ain't nothing done, ain't nothing done yet,
ain't nothing ready. It's in the morning.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
We just get Well, look, I'm gonna be right back.
I just can't. I just can't on to stick my
heead and do say hey everybody, I'll be back.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Okay, I think you more optimal. I think another option
to I agree fellas early. Here's another thought. Halftime of
the football game.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
That's a good time too.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah. Yes, that's about how long because you can get
out your house clean?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, and how is that? How is that? I'm trying
to figure this out.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, to get some liquor and the liquor store that's
opening deep in the hood.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Yeah, but she can't stay that far. You know, your
two got to be two miles away. Though.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
You got to know how to do that. You are
gotta take ten minutes to get this.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
See what you Ladies that don't understand twos are not
always women. Sometimes the two is a man and it's
dealt with difference. She'll just call you on the phone.
I don't need to bring over here to day, Okay,
approach you with it.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
You because women are such better cheaters.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Because she got it something else going on her.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Don't come today.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I learned. I want to give women some advice on cheating.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
They need to know that I got when I got
some profound I want to say I know.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
This that that ain't gonna happen, something to say it
ain't gonna be profound.

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