Lessons From Amway

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ladies and gentlemen. Wait a minute, that me heighten it
a bit. Ladies and gentlemen, see that, See that small
inflectioning voice made the day so much brighter. Because I'm parting, man,
I want to thank John Walker out of Rochester, New York,
used to work for the Kodak Foundation, for teaching me

(00:23):
how to wake up in the morning. Little did I
know that I will become one of the great morning
men in the world today, all because of a lesson
I learned from a guy teaching amway. Wow, what a message, man.
I praise God for all the lessons I've learned in
this life. Thank you Lord. I appreciate the words. I

(00:44):
had to be taught it to twice too, sometimes three times. Oh,
but the consequences increased until I finally got it. I
didn't like it, but I did. I got it. I'm here, blessed,
highly favored, motivated. Oh goodness. Also, on a personal note,
before I get started, I would like to thank the

(01:04):
Atlantis Hotel in the Grand Bahamas in Nassau. What a wonderful,
wonderful experience. I like to thank the staff at the
Atlantis always treat me so kindly and gracious and the
services excellent and on point. Had some great meals that
they have some wonderful restaurants and atlantis fish olives, no boo,

(01:31):
sea grass, sea glass, excuse me, and a few others.
They got a buffet down there too for those who
love buffets. And you can gamble outside by the swimming pool.
What what and they gotta conceive, But you can gamble
outside by the swimming pool. Lord have messa, ladies, Tymer,

(01:55):
Steve Harper, Martin Show, Shirley Strawberry, The Fabulous Callin for Real,
The Mouth of the South, Junior and yours truly. What's
on your mind? Junior? Uncle? Let me let me talk
to you about this man pot of down probably made
a serious mistake, and he probably failed forward and probably
didn't know what he was doing. But he needs some
coaching this morning because his girl asked him, listen, we've

(02:17):
been together while let's just put all the secrets out
on the table, and this food started talking. Hit naw,
he's going through a breakup. Can you talk to him
where he shit has said? Yeah, listen to me. When
a woman says let's put all our secrets out on
the table, the first word out of your mouth is

(02:38):
you go first. That gives your stupid behind time to
think of all the stuff you bet not say. That's right,
go ahead, break and talk. You you go first, and

(02:59):
while she he's giving up secrets, don't even listen. All
you do is take that time to think of everything
you should not say. Here is the key to giving
up secrets. You have no secrets about women. All your
secrets are really You broke in somebody's house. You're going

(03:21):
to jail, but you guys will still be together. You
hail some drugs for a friend of yours. Now you're
a criminal. Yeah, if you do that, But you're not
finished saying nothing. All right, on that note, we gotta go.
Coming up in thirty two minutes after we'll run that
brank back with Junior Inn for the nephew is in
my mama's name? You're listening to show