Mama Here Come That Man

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, to Steve Harvey Morning Show is about
to begin. I must warn you today today is gonna
be his day. And what does that mean exactly? I'm
not for show, which means you are in for someone,
because anytime I can't define what it is, I'm about
to be. We got a problem, and the problem is

(00:24):
about to begin. This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show
that never starts the same way twice. Why because it
ain't no two days alike? So why should we try
to do something that God never intended to be? Get
ready for the ride? Strap up, buckle in, hold on tight.
Here come that man, Here comes Sherley Strawberry. Here come

(00:47):
calling for rel Here come that little liding my girl
out of Mississippi. Here come Junior better known that's killed space,
got about eight radio shows. And here comes that damn
fool always in somebody's business, breaking people both get it
self hurt. One day, ladies and gentlemen, let us begin, Junior,

(01:09):
what's on your mind? Let me let me ask you something.
Because you sixty five, you you you health conscious? Okay,
you got your fitness gold? Are you tired of trying
to be in shape? Very hot? Just be honest. Exhausted, exhausted,

(01:29):
I'm I'm perplexed. I'm actually throwed off by the whole
damn ideal staying healthy because it counters Yeah, everything that
is unhealthy. Yeah, in order to look the best you
can look, the older you get, the less good stuff
you are allowed to eat. Yeah, you can't have pie

(01:53):
every day, sweet potato pie cobbler. You can't have pound
cake every day, ice cream things I love, you can't.
You can't have Nana pudding like you want to. You
just can't. Just can't do it. You can't eat Posta
every time, you can't have power. You can't have pizza
every day. Pizza one of my favorite foods. You can't
have it all the time. You got to cut it back.
You can't have it every other day either. You got

(02:15):
to eat eighty twenty. You gotta eat eighty percent clean,
good foods and twenty percent what you want. And I'm
gonna tell you right now, eighty twenty is not gonna
lie you to lose much damn weight. It just ain't.
It's just gonna keep you from getting worse. If you
want to lose weight, I've actually found out you're gonna
have to eat ninety ten. Maybe yes, it really tell

(02:39):
you the truth. And the older you get, the most
strick you got to get with this diet. But you
gotta make up your mind. Do you want to live?
Do you want to eat to live? Or you want
to just eat to your ass? Ain't here no more?
Die your decision? You want to die? Eat? You got
to make have decided to eat to live? Yeah? Yeah,

(03:02):
because I would rather live than to not be hill
with a smile on my fat ass fake because I
don't ay's some cake eat moderation, baby moderation. Y'all ain't here, y'all,
ain't eveh hip to this my chief. Y'all ain't head
broccoli rice? Have you no I blink flower rice? I have?

(03:26):
I mad that too, and it's not the same. I
haven't had broccoli rice? Why your hearts holding? Coming up
at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll we'll start
off the show would run that prank back from the
nephew right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.