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All right, guys, So here's a here's a strange question.
(00:02):
I'll admit it's a strange question, but here it is. Anyway,
you're in a crazy life or jail situation. You've been
ordered to quote as many lines or act out as
many scenes from a movie, or go to jail for
the next five years. So which movie are you choosing? Tommy?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You're the real one that's in my head? How long
I got to do it before they don't send me
to jail? How many hours I got to occupy?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You? Just go for it, Just go for it, on it.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
We got the box? Now when I do them? When
I do them, are they gonna Are they gonna decide what?
What movie it is? I gotta tell them?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
You can you decide? Yeah, you decide the movie?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You tell us?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I got that meal box fixed?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Bet not catch you messing Ryan with you?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yes, oh I know that one. Ugly. What you're gonna
do with you?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
You can say, you're.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Pretty rolling, very good? All right, you're out, You're not
going to jail? Pretty good, Junior.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Oh well, you know what this is so timely because
I'm in a play August eighteenth, October eighteenth, at uh
at uh here in Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
It's called are your marriage Material? I can use them lines, Beach.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I wouldn't know the movie or anything like that in
the play that I mean, I'm playing mister Wilson in
the place in jail.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
But I'm gonna do a movie that I'm gonna stay
out of jail. It's gonna be life Martin Laurence. That's
gonna be my seed. You're gonna eat your corn bread.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Hey, hey, I ain't doing that when you can have it.
And hey, don't give me your corn bread next thing?
You know you behind his traws. Well, I want your corn.
You ain't getting my corn bread. If you want my corner,
you can get your taste out your mouth. It ain't
going for any other y'all. Or part two of My
Kids Free gonna start here.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
That's my lines right there.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I love it all.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
To jail. Andy came to Shall thinking Knight.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I wish right now, Andy the frame one crawl through
a two hundred yards of.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Pure and to get the freedom.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Boy you.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I love.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I'm talking about Morgan Freeman. Come on, jump you smoke crack,
don't you come on jump? Come on?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Sam?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
All right, you guys are going.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You go, I'm playing basketball and Pelican Bay.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
When I get through with you, you programmed twenty.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Three hour lockdown.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I'm the man who iness.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Poo a light of day messing with me, can't call,
ain't got nothing on me.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well, you guys are gotting you guys going on?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I'm telling you no, sure, so don't nobody know nothing? Huh,
don't nobody know nothing?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Come on, Jack, you sure letter man?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Come let a man don't know nothing? Yeah, we taking
over the Carter.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
That is the movie. Yes, it is as Snipe. Should
have gotten an oscar for that. Yes, you should have. Yes,
that's my brother.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
He lived here. I know why you got the car
last night, Cuz I say, boys in the hood, you
ain't need to be.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
There, no way.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Hurnt On the TV this morning they talk about living
in the viole of the world, violent crime. Ain't say
nothing about my brother, man. I figure they don't know,
don't show. I don't care about what's going on in
the hood. Here we go, Hey, do you still got
one brother?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That man?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Reck? You did the high part of Junior.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I like this.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Why did they split up?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Man?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Why why y'all supposed to stay.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Together so it would be alive today.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
So the question was, wait, wait one more.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I want a woman to love me for my intellect
as well as my lains. Oh oh my, come to
a mirror, coming to him.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Anytime, Li.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Chris.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So yeah, the question was, you guys have been ordered
to quote as many lines or act out as many
scenes from a movie or you're going to jail for
the next five years.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You guys will be out. You did that. Congratulations Free.
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