National 1st Love Day

Do you remember you first love?  We know Steve does!  LMBAO!!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, earlier this week it was National First Love Day.
We all encountered love with someone we admire, and this
is the day to look back on the first time
we ever did so, Steve, do you remember who your
first love was? I know you do, because you never
forget anything. Do you remember Patricia Turner? I knew it.

(00:21):
Do you remember how old were you?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I'm talking about real love. Well, I thought I could
love a woman to do something about it.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Okay, so this Patricia Turner, she.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Was Patricia Turner. I wanted to take her to the prom,
but she was dating the older guy and he took
her to the proms he wasn't he wasn't even in hospital.
I didn't know what this was about. I got beat
out by I just was just like Floyd. When she
came to the prom and I saw him. It was

(00:57):
no way I could with bit that dass like him.
It was just it was just too much. I was
just a little I was still a boy, you know.
It wasn't nothing. Well, I had a job, but I
was making enough money for me, so it kind of
that was my heartbreak. And but then after the prom
was over the next day at the senior picnic, was

(01:20):
at Cedar Point Amusement Park. The girl I took went
to my church. The biggest mistake I've ever made in
my life. I took a church girl to the prom
and the after prom she was sleep at the after
pron table.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Was it boring or it just wasn't what she did?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
She just went to sleep. I'm out there dancing with
everybody else. Lord, I was dancing, so my ass off.
I had these brand new Flag Brother shoes. Everybody fla, hey, man,
y'all have seen my outfit. I don't know what the
hell y'all talk me. I had to see my outfit.
So I'm out here dancing. I'm I'm doing all the
day folk corners, I'm all of a muscards. I'm working it.

(02:02):
You know, folk corners, Hollywood out You.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Had a big jungle booget.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then the next morning we all
went to the senior picnic. I took her to that.
She was sleep in the car. So we go to
the senior picnic. We get on the ride and we're
on the train going around. I look and I see
Patricia Turner standing by herself looking at the fence, and
she waved at me. When my train was going back.

(02:29):
I jumped off the train climbed an eight foot fist
because when I waved out her, she said I said,
She said, have fun, Broderick, What cause old the girl,
old lass dude talking. I ain't going no damn musement park.
I'm stealing like that.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I'm a ship you too.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I climbed an eight foot fist and spent the whole
day with Patricia Turner. Next time I saw that dry
ass date of mind, she was standing in an actor
car in the parking lever clocking for the greatest Moments
Mother Life.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Happy National First Love Day coming up in thirty four
minutes after the hour. We'll check your voicemail Steve. Right
after this, you're listening to The Hardy Morning Show.