No Black Elves - 12.24.25

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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USA dot org. All right, it's been a minute since
Junior has blessed us with the poem, and guess what
he's here today with the poem.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay, okay, listen, y'all, this has got to be addressed.
This is important. This is not our game. Okay, the toady.
I've watched all these Christmas movies. I've seen Santah everywhere.
I've seen the North Pole. But you know what, you
don't see black elves. Where are they?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
How come we don't have no black hells?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
So the title of this poem is, hain't sam how
come ain't no black hells?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
That's all?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
This is it.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I just want to dress this black people everything, Black
people black panther all that. But did y'all notice all
these years we've been living, you ain't seen no black
elves that don't bother y'all?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Will?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
It bothered me enough that I wrote a poem about it.
I'm serious here, it is hate, Satam. How come there
are no black hells. I don't see any black als, Santam?
What's up with that? Most of the elves I see
are white? And that's an actual fact. I guess black
el's don't matter, at least they don't to you. You've

(01:50):
been to North Pole all you along? Can we at
least get two? I hate to march on the North
Pole because from Martin the weather's not right. So Santa,
I like some black els, and I like them before
Christmas night. So go ahead and pack your toys to

(02:11):
do your Christmas d but put some black l's on
your list. And I'm asking nicely, please don't make me
come up there, because I will be in Where is
the black hels?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
What?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
What?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Where is he black hel?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay, but Junior, huh, don't you have circle sale? You
can't take you back? I can't.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I know, I can't, Tom threaten, Sam, I know I.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Can't go up there.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
That's around a crisis.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Trying to mark I know, I know I can't go
up there. You cannot go to the remains, the point
remained where the black hels. That's all I need to know.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
The weather, the weather won't out allow you to go
up there.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Jr. You can't.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I said I was gonna march a fretting center. I'm
not going.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I know I can't.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I ain't march.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
I can't march calls. I know I can't march.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
But the point is, there ain't no black hells, b
e m black elves matter, black.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
You know these they ain't gonna get up on time
to make the toy. They gonna be late coming to work.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Well, we don't know that, Timmy, because it ain't none.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I understand. I don't see nothing putting no apps in.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
It ain't all right.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
If you take your black behind to the north pole,
there's a wrap for you.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
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