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November 18, 2024 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, So Steve, here's a here's the funny stories. Uh.
A guy on Facebook said that he heard someone call
an old car a galoppe, and he said he knew
right away that that guy was old. So I gotta
ask you. I got to ask Tommy and Jr. What
are some of your favorite old person words or phrases?

(00:21):
Things you've been hearing all your lives?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
You know that old people say, like jealoppi for instance.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Actually, when Steve called somebody on drugs a junkie, you.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Know my favorite.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I love it that word. So you're comfortable with that, Steve.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah, I was talking to my brother the other day,
my brother saying, man, I can't stay in that jib
ass Turkey.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
That's right out of the seventiess.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Turkey still saying that. What about your junior? When old
people say, these old players, they say, what if I
had your hand, I cut mine off? They got that
from They all say it, though, man, your hand, why
cut mine off?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
I'll tell you another one right here. Y'all want some
hot water corn bread? I want a corn read hot
water corn bread. Yeah, that's oldest hell Hota.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
You you like?

Speaker 4 (01:38):
You like red eye gravy y'all still doing.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
That either your favorite old people sayings or phrases mean.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Between me and you and the fifth holes. I'm gonna
tell you something between what you know, like they get
said over there, tell me the old people saying.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
I said, look at that looking at me like a
new calf standing at the goat for that offense.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
What they're saying that what they said against you?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
They said, look at it looking at me like a
new calf looking at a new gate.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I said, where can you get that from? I've never
heard that one before? The new gate. He's down in Brenton, Texas.
I mean to go down there, they said that, And
I can just go down from my daddy brother, my
daddy brother, uncle Lewis.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
You know, I've been the hell in jail. They both
the same.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
I just put the orange jump again and then put
the orange jump in the flip flop down.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
What.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, you've been the hell in jail. I'm gonna change
something now.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
I'm gonna tell you don't nothing, no nothing, be the
hoghead cheese. You're gonna stick with food up, you know,
because that's oh you, you can't even say that. My
my children have no idea what that is no hog
head cheese. Well you can't beat the hog head cheese.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
That's the classest way to raise your blood pressure.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
My children have never had that. My children have never
had hit lips. Never for what we hell, they've never
been par lets just start there you go.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
When the old people say one in the hand, be
two in the bush, what does that mean?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
That means better go with what you got. Don't gonna
mess with something over there? You go with what you've got. Yeah,
bird hand the bush. See if you let the one
in your hand, go and stick your hand in that
bush and the birds fly.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
If you ain't gonna handle damn bird, never do nothing. Yeah,
thats that mean?

Speaker 5 (03:47):
And you know we used to hear it mark my
words because I said that this should mark my words.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Mark my words?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Mean?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Write this down because this is going to happen. Why
get you to use your head for moreing a hat wreck?
We're gonna be oh lord.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
My mom used to say something about a.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Chicken and a pot and a window to throw it
out up?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Have you heard that? Saying they got.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
That chicken?

Speaker 5 (04:19):
He was to y'all the chicken at the was like,
what what are you saying, all right, coming up.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
All that piddling round? Yes, what is godless? Come on shore,
let's go. We got to go see a man by
the horse.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
I thought it was a dog. Okay, Coming up next
the nephew will be here with the prank phone call.
Right after this.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Where did you grow up at?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
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