Olympic Event Ideas

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
So here's a question for you guys, Steve and Tommy.
If you could do a sport at the Olympics and
win the gold, what would it be? It could be
any sport, you could whatever, make up one something you
like whatever.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
What would it be?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Sex? Sex? They say that's a sport, the hunter of
yard sex, something like that.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, how do you do a hundred yard? Shit?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I don't just start at the end zone and just
work your way down there.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
You get there when you get there, a lot of
birds on your knees.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
A lot of birds, a lot of scrape, a lot
of groaning and moaning, but you're gonna get there.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I have another event too, i'd like to participate in.
I'd probably take a gold medal in dice shoot.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
There you go, just.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
You know, just be able to go out there and
shoot dice. A gold for our country. You know. I'm
not sure where craps was created, but I know where
it was damn show perfected. It was in the hood
street corners of kicking dice and all this here. So
I like dice shooting. That's one of my events.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
And then I had to I'd have to back back
though that with with Domino cussing Domino sport sports. You
might win the game, but it's it's about It's like
Anthony and probably.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Get the boy that's that's gonna be our representative for
the Golden Doors. Uh is miss does? Yeah, I would like,
uh we might as well. Let me see. I think
I would go in in and compete in Uh I think,

(01:56):
yeah the hell well no, not really, I don't think
because I think it's hands down we're gonna win this.
Uh chicken fry really yeah, chicken fry. I think I
get the gold like we get anybody's mama can go
down there and win that. Yeah. I had a dude
f me some chicken one time at a hotel in Paris.

(02:19):
I told them about to look, man, you need to
stop this here. Don't tell nobody else. Just a fry chicken.
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Come on, Tommy, if you can, you know what, the Olympics,
what would it be win the ghost.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I'd want to do it, certainly, but I think we'll
lose a lot of people with a lot of people
are drowned. But we could do hip hop synchronized swimming.
I just think most of my team, most of my
team gonna drown, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I know that we don't know. We don't swim swimmers. Yeah,
so we all underwater.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
A lot of twerk.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Tworking would be a good uh. I think we could
go medling that I think you know what, surely stepid
stepid would be Olympics. That would be I could just
see the Chicago up there and let them go sweep
all rounds.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I like it.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
These are good sports, all right. If you can do
a sport at the Olympics, Timmy and win the gold.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh I gotta do I Oh, keep it clean, nephew. No,
And that's what I'm gone trying to edit it. We got.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Okay, but Nick and skateboard because the skateboard ain't working.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
They need some help. It ain't working. I'm not enjoying
the regular skateboard at all. If I have, you ain't
gonna fall. You ain't gonna fall if you or if
you do some of them falls in slow motion gonna
be good cause you really don't know how you look

(04:07):
to you fall naked? Are you having hell that? We're
not interested in that. But here's the event that I
think we could really go home into gold. What one
more hairbraiden, Wow, take a golden hair braiden corn rowie.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
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