One Has To Go - 07.09.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a game of one has to go,
One has to go? Waterbed, tiny house, baby roaches.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
What.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
I can baby?

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Yeah, they came from somewhere, didn't baby roaches turned into
big roaches. Yeah. And it's always it's always a leaf
fifty baby broaches. It ain't have no small numbing just
one want. All right, Well, let me tell.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
You one thing. I'm sure I ain't gonna want to
be in that tiny house with the baby roaches. They
gonna look a whole lot bigger.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Now that's funny on the water bed.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Very funny.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
All right?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
What has to go? Guys?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
A partner that drinks a lot, A partner that curses
a lot or snores a lot?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Which one drinking? Cursing or snoring? Not drinking?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Hell no drinking?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Drinking? Yeah, hell yeah snores. So they could drink a lot,
and I ain't gonna get no sleep. This is interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Over Now, we can't go nowhere. Nothing can turn me
off quicker than see a woman I did in public drunk.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
I can't stand that.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I feel I feel sorry for her immediately. When I
see a woman intoxicated, I mean that sloppy, drunk, falling
slurry speech not being able to control her one eye
lash off.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
That the picture and smoking.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I can't stand still. The woman's fious.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
I can't stand Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I've never dated a woman that's mo cignarettes.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh the crowd? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Are we in the nineteen fifties? I don't know, all right? Yes,
one has to go. Fame money sex appeal. I want
to hear from the nephew first fame.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Money or money one of them guys out that we
are not getting rid of sex PI.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Right there.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
There was no money sex pill. I'm gonna let the
fame go. Sex money and sex pill. I'm good.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
You got a hold on whatever little bit you think.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
You make it work.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Make it work, junior. Fame money sex appeal. Oh, I'm
gonna let the fame go. I'mna keep the money. So
you want to be sexy too with some money? I
just want to be. I don't mean I'm wanna make it.
Never said I was gonna get there, but your choices.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, Well, let's listen to the person that's got two
of them. He got fame, man, he got money.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh wow, I ain't neither one of them though, So
you had it such a pill at the bank, though,
I don't give it how you feel about me. I
ain't no, I ain't never walked in the room and
they had nobody go oh the lord, look at him.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
I ain't got a hat at Apparently your nephew does.
All right, what has to go?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Nice teeth, a nicely shaped head, or a muscular body.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Nice teeth you can get rid of it. Nicely shaped head, Yeah,
well you kind of need that when you're going balved
I heard that. No, no, I heard that.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
You told Junior you're gonna need a nice shaped head
if you're going bald. Why And you said to Thommy
already ball So you're not talking to us. We got
perfect in.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
There, man, Junior. I love you as you know that.
That did not come out right. I know it didn't,
but it was general statement, Shirley.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
One are the three options again.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Nice teeth, a muscular body. Come back, Junior, and.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
I don't know, get that.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, take his head off, scratch his head. He up,
we've been on vacation and he'll tell you where the
hairline is.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Now, Junior, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
All right, coming up next to the nephew with his
ball head and

Speaker 4 (04:49):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,