January 2, 2026 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, So I have a question for you guys, Steve.
You know, we just had big holidays, a big family,
traditional holidays like we do for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Maybe
not as big as in the past, but still people
over the house. So here's a question. What do you
say to let your company know that you're ready for
them to leave the house? Yeah, without really saying that
(00:25):
you're ready for them to leave?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Woo. Well, I guess that's it. Jungle going on to night?
I do like the club, do I start dealing lights.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Not last call?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, I start dealing lights and cutting music off. We're
going in this yere. We're gonna let you know. It's
a difference going on. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, Steve is pretty direct. You don't have to say no.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
He direct. Yes, I go to coat closet. Next thing,
you know, you see me. I just got a handful
of jackets. Yeah, hey, which one of these yours? Dophin
he did get into get into ben up what you say.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
He did get that in New York when we Steve,
when we were the New York remember that Timmy, he
was a hard part. He wanted us to come over
then just we thought we were having a good time
playing cards. He just went to the coke closet and
just started throwing us.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Coach what he wanted with Jackie and George time jack
Jack Okay, cool, that's the best way to do it,
you know, he said, y'all finished, and he was picking
up our plates around the table, just hey, you know hey.
(01:44):
And then you know, once people see other people started
putting their jacket on. You know, he kind of kind
of gets contagious. You did have to go, and I
was trying to be kind to you. Sure to get
on out now because you stay up in him and
tell you right now, tell me, ain't no free morning
coffee up in here, So you need to er get
(02:08):
your coat. Call this Hilda. Let's go, let's go, let's
get on out of here. Let's wrap this up. Tell
you right now, ain't no free cups of coffee in
the morning up in there. This ain't comfort inn That
ain't what we're doing. If you drinking coffee in the
morning and here, you gonna work for us? All right,
let's go up. Let's coach, you had heard it, you got.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Hurt it, look up for coffee.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Don't be up in here. You're gonna eat water, all
kind of stuff in the morning. Can just get out
a mess? Get your coat, baby. I respect y'all too much.
Come on, get your coat an hour. I got too
much respect for you. Come on, ladies, let's get your
coat because you're up in this apartment at one am.
I'm telling you right now, there's some stuff that go
(02:49):
down up in here. Come on, let's go, let's get
your jackets on. I respect you too much. Please get
out for one am, please please.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
So here's a question for you, guys. How attractive or
handsome are you really? A new survey from super drug
Online Doctor found on average men rate themselves a five
point nine on an overall attractiveness scale of one to ten.
Only forty two percent of men are happy with their looks.
(03:18):
Some other interesting findings of the survey are this, men
think the ideal height is six feet and the perfect
weight is around one hundred and sixty eight pounds.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
One hundred and sixty eight six Great, what you went
to weigh?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Temmy went to hide?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, none of this right? Seven went a minute, six feet,
one hundred and sixty eight pounds. That sink guineas all
get out. That's the perfect one. If I'd want to
weigh on one's sixty eight. That's hungry, that's what that is.
You know, if I weighed one hundred and sixty eight pounds,
what how's all you see? Six y two? What sixty
(03:57):
eight ain't allow? I'd actually try to whip you sixty
eight to actually try, and you probably could. I have
to run the weak. But let's get out of this
this number out of like I would on the scale
of one to ten, I think I'm really boy like
a six six point.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Two, okay, writing that average five, that's why I feel,
you know, junior, what about you? On a scale?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I just want to thank the study for the point
nine because I was a fast, oh okay, a fast.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
On the scale of one to ten, where most men
find themselves the average man says five point nine. Yeah,
I said it was six sixteen. I'm six two all
the way around, six to two in high six two
in looks on the scale of one to ten.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Okay, what about your junior?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I thought I'd just about a five, you know, but
they gave me point nine, just the average I'll take.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
They gave you. Don't have to take that point now?
All right on back to that side when you feel all.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Right, let's get to it. Let's get to the nephew
scale of one to ten. How you rate yourself?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Nine point eight? Who the hell Jesus you got all
the ugliness out the wait? Shure, I'm nine point and
you've got to be kidding my last time? I know
who I am? What it hate? Or nine points that
you're confident I'm comfortable with me? I'm nine point eight.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I'm always talking you probably about like a two.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I ain't no two boy, okay, Charley calling? What where
where I'm at? Not nine point eight? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I think you're with the other guys.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I think, yes, I ain't with them, these two people
that think they're ugly. No they no, no, no, we're
not thinking. I think really our number is our height.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Gonna tell me how tired I'm five ten, so five teen.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Five four? I'm not. I'm not about it.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I'll be honest.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Okay, honestly, you're looking at right now what you're looking at.
And I'm just gonna do this because he's my nephew.
He family.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Oh, I'm getting the current of the package them, the
whole package.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well, he lose something in height because the average man
think the ideal height at six, so he lose he
two inches off that, so he got to be on
the five and sc I'm on a scale of one
to ten and turns and looks. He about a six,
hard six. I'm talking about broke his heart. I'm talking
about a hard six. I'm talking about creeping in. I'm
(06:36):
talking about like somebody said, five eight, that would be
a debate.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You're listening, Hard Morning Show
All right, So I have a question for you guys, Steve.
You know, we just had big holidays, a big family,
traditional holidays like we do for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Maybe
not as big as in the past, but still people
over the house. So here's a question. What do you
say to let your company know that you're ready for
them to leave the house? Yeah, without really saying that
(00:25):
you're ready for them to leave?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Woo. Well, I guess that's it. Jungle going on to night?
I do like the club, do I start dealing lights.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Not last call?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, I start dealing lights and cutting music off. We're
going in this yere. We're gonna let you know. It's
a difference going on. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, Steve is pretty direct. You don't have to say no.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
He direct. Yes, I go to coat closet. Next thing,
you know, you see me. I just got a handful
of jackets. Yeah, hey, which one of these yours? Dophin
he did get into get into ben up what you say.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
He did get that in New York when we Steve,
when we were the New York remember that Timmy, he
was a hard part. He wanted us to come over
then just we thought we were having a good time
playing cards. He just went to the coke closet and
just started throwing us.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Coach what he wanted with Jackie and George time jack
Jack Okay, cool, that's the best way to do it,
you know, he said, y'all finished, and he was picking
up our plates around the table, just hey, you know hey.
(01:44):
And then you know, once people see other people started
putting their jacket on. You know, he kind of kind
of gets contagious. You did have to go, and I
was trying to be kind to you. Sure to get
on out now because you stay up in him and
tell you right now, tell me, ain't no free morning
coffee up in here, So you need to er get
(02:08):
your coat. Call this Hilda. Let's go, let's go, let's
get on out of here. Let's wrap this up. Tell
you right now, ain't no free cups of coffee in
the morning up in there. This ain't comfort inn That
ain't what we're doing. If you drinking coffee in the
morning and here, you gonna work for us? All right,
let's go up. Let's coach, you had heard it, you got.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Hurt it, look up for coffee.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Don't be up in here. You're gonna eat water, all
kind of stuff in the morning. Can just get out
a mess? Get your coat, baby. I respect y'all too much.
Come on, get your coat an hour. I got too
much respect for you. Come on, ladies, let's get your
coat because you're up in this apartment at one am.
I'm telling you right now, there's some stuff that go
(02:49):
down up in here. Come on, let's go, let's get
your jackets on. I respect you too much. Please get
out for one am, please please.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
So here's a question for you, guys. How attractive or
handsome are you really? A new survey from super drug
Online Doctor found on average men rate themselves a five
point nine on an overall attractiveness scale of one to ten.
Only forty two percent of men are happy with their looks.
(03:18):
Some other interesting findings of the survey are this, men
think the ideal height is six feet and the perfect
weight is around one hundred and sixty eight pounds.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
One hundred and sixty eight six Great, what you went
to weigh?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Temmy went to hide?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, none of this right? Seven went a minute, six feet,
one hundred and sixty eight pounds. That sink guineas all
get out. That's the perfect one. If I'd want to
weigh on one's sixty eight. That's hungry, that's what that is.
You know, if I weighed one hundred and sixty eight pounds,
what how's all you see? Six y two? What sixty
(03:57):
eight ain't allow? I'd actually try to whip you sixty
eight to actually try, and you probably could. I have
to run the weak. But let's get out of this
this number out of like I would on the scale
of one to ten, I think I'm really boy like
a six six point.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Two, okay, writing that average five, that's why I feel,
you know, junior, what about you? On a scale?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I just want to thank the study for the point
nine because I was a fast, oh okay, a fast.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
On the scale of one to ten, where most men
find themselves the average man says five point nine. Yeah,
I said it was six sixteen. I'm six two all
the way around, six to two in high six two
in looks on the scale of one to ten.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Okay, what about your junior?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I thought I'd just about a five, you know, but
they gave me point nine, just the average I'll take.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
They gave you. Don't have to take that point now?
All right on back to that side when you feel all.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Right, let's get to it. Let's get to the nephew
scale of one to ten. How you rate yourself?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Nine point eight? Who the hell Jesus you got all
the ugliness out the wait? Shure, I'm nine point and
you've got to be kidding my last time? I know
who I am? What it hate? Or nine points that
you're confident I'm comfortable with me? I'm nine point eight.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I'm always talking you probably about like a two.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I ain't no two boy, okay, Charley calling? What where
where I'm at? Not nine point eight? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I think you're with the other guys.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I think, yes, I ain't with them, these two people
that think they're ugly. No they no, no, no, we're
not thinking. I think really our number is our height.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Gonna tell me how tired I'm five ten, so five teen.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Five four? I'm not. I'm not about it.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I'll be honest.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Okay, honestly, you're looking at right now what you're looking at.
And I'm just gonna do this because he's my nephew.
He family.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Oh, I'm getting the current of the package them, the
whole package.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well, he lose something in height because the average man
think the ideal height at six, so he lose he
two inches off that, so he got to be on
the five and sc I'm on a scale of one
to ten and turns and looks. He about a six,
hard six. I'm talking about broke his heart. I'm talking
about a hard six. I'm talking about creeping in. I'm
(06:36):
talking about like somebody said, five eight, that would be
a debate.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
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