Santa's Schedule - 12.23.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Senter is busy.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
And you know now because Santa is so busy, some
of the Mason's department stores. Now you got to make
an appointment to see Santa. So I have the schedule
right here. All right, it's time, agone, so shut up.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Here it is. You're listening.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
From nine am to eleven am. Santa is gonna see
kids that have long lists. That's just from nine to eleven.
No coming here after eleven with no long list. We're
just doing long lists from nine to eleven.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
And Santa is warning you this year.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Don't be repeating stuff you hear the other kids say,
making your list longer.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Just read your list to Senter from wait for it.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
At noon, Sanah will see all the kids that are winers.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Whine you wine a lot. I don't shut your some
way to noon. What time it is the fun.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
That's a way of noon for the ones, not the whinings.
That's very different.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Wine.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Now, between three and five, Santa gonna deal with the
kids that just won't sit.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Steel okay, okay, three kids that.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Fidget kids and any any children that might bite bite,
because from three to one, man we will have the
black Santa sit in and he will be with the kids.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Let the bite and fix.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Still you bite me, I'm gonna bite you back. You
know you gotta hear stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm gonna bite you back.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Scared, you know how to grip him up. Okay, Now
from then until seven uhh, this is towards the end
of the day. All loud criers and and kids that's

(02:33):
afraid of sound.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'm gonna say, I'm scary later old and so if
you know your baby.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Gonna holler loud and it's afraid of Santa, bring them
every day. We're gonna on that day, we're gonna bring
in a We're gonna bring a skinnier Santa clause in
it so he ain't as imposing down on some of
the crime. That's right after the black sand to get
through snatching or knocking kids. Then listen very carefully, so

(03:05):
critical right before closing. Now, we only gonna take ten
of these a day, so you gotta make an appointment.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
These are kids who pee on center with your child,
gonna take it ten to day he on center.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
This is at the end of the day, and we're
only gonna take ten. Sentta got some special gear made.
You're gonna switch him out from the skinny Center, bring
back the fat Center. But he ain't really that fat.
It's just he got on a lot of absorbing clothes
and so towards the end ten a day, that's all

(03:48):
we do it because we got enough absorbing pads on
them where he can soak up ten.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
PE's okay, So we're just doing ten.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
If your baby number left and in line, you gotta
come back tomorrow. We'll try to get him in there,
but it's at the end of the day. That way,
when Sata take his suit off, we can burn.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
It a lot. Huh even thought about it. So that's
our schedule.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
So please, if your children fit in there anywhere, you
know you'll be able to know where your child fits.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
In all that loud crying and all that.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
You know when your child is going whiners, you know,
kids with long lists. Just know where your child fitting,
but especially those that pee on Santa at the end
of the day.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Going up next, we got the nephew and the Frank
phone call. Today. Right after this, you're listening to the
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