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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, here we are, last break of the
day on this Thursday.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey, Sureley, holiday weekend coming up.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yes, Steve, nobody knows this but off the air doing
a commercial break.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Did I hear you say you were going to buy
a barbecue grill?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh no, no I didn't say that. I said I
just bought a barbecue grill. It's on my statio.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It's my borrow to day weekend.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
What do you what, Tommy, what is she buying one for?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Who is she?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
First of all, you.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Surely you bought it already.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I got it. It's cute. I should have taken a
picture of it and posted. Yeah, it's really cute. It's black.
Surely it looks so cute on my patio.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
It's cute, Steve is real, that's what it's about. So
it's cute.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, it looks good on my patio.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeah. Oh it's for decoration. Yeah that's what the.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah, when you raise up the lead, all the paperwork
in all the all the just.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Raise it up the warranty for me. Well I didn't.
I forgot to do that. Okay, I gotta do that.
Get your walk.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah, you don't need a warning.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Shirley, don't make nothing, but I haven't lifted it up
my my oven.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well, never mind, never mind.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
None on your ovens still got the paperwork in it.
She got the cardboard and the trays and there.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Surely I just like for a kitchen to look beautiful.
That's it.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Okay, So what you're gonna put on this grill? Labor Day?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Weekend memorial?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Take?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
After I take all the paper off.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
He can, he'll be asking the same question. Labor Day.
We can keep that and put that on the Labor
Day show. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You get the meat and you put it on.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
The put what kind of meat them like?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Some chicken and stuff? Chicken?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, and chicken, chicken ribs, fish ribs, okay, fish, you
can grill fish, okay?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Hold on, hello, hello all, I'm trying to help season
some chicken fords.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Take us through it.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
That's easy, telling me salt and pepper, hello, right, the right,
not the group on the grill. And then you put
it on the grill, not the group, not the group
and chicken. Sure you gotta add some to it, salt, pepper,
some garlic. It's all has in my cabinet.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Ain't nobody you need this little white.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Piece of chicken. That's all I have. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Okay, all you have seasoning? No, no, hold on, I
know some white people that can Bobby Cue. Yes, I'm
talking about Bobby c Okay, well you have liquid smoke.
You can buy some liquid smoke?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
You never heard by you?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Doesn't the smoke come from the barbecue grill itself?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
What are those.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Charcoal?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay, never mind, Okay, get off me, because because you're
not ready clearly for the holiday.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Week, sure you getting ready to ask us what is
them little things that be in the bottom.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Of it.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Fire?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Well, let me tell you that things in the bottom
of it you're gonna have to buy that that ain't
already in there.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
You need a yard sale and get rid of this.
And if you don't buy that, but it looks so
cheap on, yeah, surely you need to just let me
just tell you.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I would suggest lump charcoal to everybody that cooks, but
you might as well just get you some some matchless
I mean you they got they got briskets that you
can buy that don't require you to put light of
fluid on it.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, you could just like the mask were just like
the bag they have those two.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
She don't need a degree.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
She needs She need door dash. That's what she needs.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Because this is a lot of work you guys are
talking about.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Have you ever been invited to a black people's house
all Memorial Day weekend before?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, that's how I eat all the time. Did you
see what they were doing?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Did you see anything.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Too hot out there? All that fire and smoke and stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
That was you know, what the wear? She knows what
the ware to the event?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
But yeah, she's not all white?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, because that's really you know, it used to be
the first day you could wear all white.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
So yeah, that's the same thing she wore to my
ratch that time, all white. When she got back in
that car with nothing on.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Her what it was all black?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I was just But anyway, so you guys are gonna
have a great holiday. You're all barbecuing and stuff. Right, Yeah,
we know what to do. Yeah, so Junior, you having
your annual What's what's happening with you?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
No? No, no, I'm going to a friend of mine's house.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
He's having a pool party and he's barbecuing and everything.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
A pool got two things. A pool got two things.
You don't have water and a fence.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
The last thing you need is a pool with no fish.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Fih go fund me or something.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Fund me.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Junior moved in the neighborhood where he got go down
there and get the white people permission to put a fish.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
That's called the hro A.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, okay, you down your head in your hand, wringing your.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Head out in front of.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Us.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
So I was down here, chance to give me some
fense us wondering, wondering if y'all could let me.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Poor lordy.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
That's how I come back next time, y'all. Y'all has
a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Y'all have a good weekend, y'all, and talk to God.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
He flew up in front of me and ask God,
can JR? Get offense?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
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