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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, this is it to Steve Harvey Morty
Show is alive and well. Open it up with the tudes, Baby, Gratitude, Attitude, altitude.
If you get them all correct, you stand for a
great life of success. But none of this happens unless
you start with gratitude.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I have to tell you that.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
You gotta be thankful, man. You gotta be thankful when
it's going right, and you have to be thankful when
it's not going your way.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Gratitude is the key.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Isaac Karee had a song out once says I want
to thank him in the middle of it, in the
middle of it. And I just had to do that
recently and it turned out really, really well for me.
So I invite you all to join in with us
this morning and open up your day with gratitude, which
will immediately affect your attitude, which is in direct correlation

(00:48):
with your altitude. Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Harvey Morning Show,
Starry Starry, that dog.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Old Shirley's jong there I'm talking about then right then,
I'm talking about that dog. Gonna call them real out
there on the beaches are down there, they're showing out
and the all this here and the mile of the
South lords and Mississippi thing girl right there right there, and.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Then we break all that off and here there is
them foods. Lady, gentlemen, Junior better know his kids, brace
and kiss brace better on the junior and that legend
that is nephew Tommy Junior. What yeah, you gotta do
this for me?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yesterday you told me a story had the holly about
blind dates, the work live date you had been set up. Well,
I can't tell you what city it is, because they
probably listen.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
It was it was, it was bad.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well, I had a blind date and uh, I got
set up by another girl.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Who said, oh my god, she's loved to meet you.
I thought that was great.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
And so I'm sitting at the table waiting. She's late,
of course, and I see her walk past the window
of the restaurant and I only caught the back of
her hair, pretty hair, nice.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Everything wasn't long, it was short.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Came around the corner and as she approached the table,
the photo that I had saw that made me want
to meet her was not the photo walking towards me.
Lord Jesus, what am I gonna do? Because I can't

(02:41):
sit here this entire time. Try to swallow this food
and deal with what I'm looking at. When I tell you,
this person right here on this blind date, what's the
first time I actually felt the need to be blind?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
You picked her?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I picked her so to get out of the date.
I stood up, snapped a table leg off and tried
to pretend like that was my cane and tap my way.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Right on pass. I snapped chair.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Leg off and trying to turn it into her on
a white stick with a red tip on it.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
We gotta go.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Coming up at thirty two.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Minutes after the hour. We'll run that frank back with
the nephew right after this. You're listening Steve

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Hardy Morning Show.
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Thomas "Nephew Tommy" Miles

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Carla Ferrell

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Kier "Junior" Spates

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