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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the beginning of the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. The show is beginning a little bit
different today because I am starting at the tone that
I don't normally tone in. Toning is important, Tony.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Well enough of that.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
What y'all doing today showly is good to be here,
mighty grateful, filled with gratitude. Woke me up. I ain't
at my best right now today, but I'm but I'm here.
We got you, and I'll take it. I will take it,
Ladies and gentlemen. Charlie Strawberry calling for real a Mississippi
(00:39):
Monica Junior kissed Bates, the legend of Nephew Tommy.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, what could possibly be on your mind today? Gifts?
You don't really have people to get you really good gifts.
Give you a gifts? Do you know how to give
them back? You just take them and walk off? Like
that's what I just take him. I'm not you know,
you give me a gift that suck? I don't. Please
don't be in my face because it will reckon it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, I like people. If you're gonna give me a
suck gift, drop it off. Yeah, don't, don't, don't hand
it to me. There's that open it. I understand that
open it. And then they sit there with that little
prep look on their face like they ready for the explosion.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You like it, Come on, you like it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You know, and if it ain't there, you know, it's
just it's hard sometimes because you want you want to
appear grateful. You know that, you know that somebody even
thought of you, and you want to remember. You know,
it's a thought that counts. You want to think about that.
But then you know, all that don't matter when you
get a ragged gear.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, tell me, hey, but what about when somebody then
brought us some food or a cake or pie, and
now they want us to sit there and cut it
and eat it right there?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
First of all, let me tell you all, people who
can cook, I appreciate you cooking. I bet you can cook,
but we not fit to eat it. We just want
to let you know that. Welluse be cause we don't
know where this piecake cookies come from. I made these
for y'all, thank you so much. Set it down out,
you know, much food out and left at she radio shows?
(02:18):
Remember when you used tod go out, you know, much
food out and left? How many cakes is in that drivers.
I gave it to the driver. Oh man, oh oh,
I had one driver to me, Oh man, I heard it.
This lady good, good, good, because I ain't.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
They found out you like red velvet. Everywhere we went,
somebody was bringing the red velvet cake.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
The only lady we would eat from is in Detroit,
the cookie lady in Detroit. Lady that was the only
person I ate food from. COOKI Lady in Detroit.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Because don't you remember that post. It was it was
a couple of years or so ago where these where
these people were washing these greens or Chiitlin's or something
in the baptop and they posted that picture.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You can't, everybody, cookie.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
You can not, you cannot. They had them in their bathtub,
cleaning the.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, you know, cleaning ships in the bathtub and a
bad deal. Shurey. I've seen that many times.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You have.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I've never never seen that for that one time.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I've seen that before.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Especially if you got to if you got to do
like molding two twenty pound tubs, you know, you can't.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Put that in the tub. Let you take a bath. Okay, Uh,
we're moving on, coming up a doc two minutes after
the hour. We'll start to show up with the nephew
and run that prank back right after this, you're listening
Steve Harvey Morning Show