Show Open - If Steve Harvey Was Amish - 07.21.25

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ladies and jennermen, boys and girls, truck drivers, Uber Pepsi Coke, Coton,
Mount Due, Dodor Pepper, Sprite, post Office ups, fed Ex,
d h L. If you drive a car, if you
ride a horse, if you're me riding in on the bus.

(00:28):
Welcome to the Steve hard Morning Show. Grateful, grateful, grateful.
So watching the show called bring uh something Amish? What
was it us? The show about the armish that uh

(00:49):
the little kids that boycott being armish. Oh, and then
they leave, they leave, and then they try to come
back sometime, and we ain't no coming back. I want
you to have yourself a smartphone. It's kind of hard
to go back. I'm just tell you that right now.
It ain't a whole lot of them going back. I

(01:09):
don't know who. Why I don't watch no more TV.
God sitting up in the here lighting all these candles
and everything. Mama, everybody else got cable. Welcome to the
Steve Harvey Water Show. Why you like this? He was

(01:29):
born this way? Man? Because like I'm in a religion,
like you know, I have my own faith, but I
like if I had to switch faiths for some reason
and I had to like a hypothetical like and I was,
I'll build your whole witness for I be homish. I'll
come up back. I'll be over there ringing doughbells on

(01:52):
Saturday morning. I see y'all, Hey over that door, I'll
be over there. I'm not even knocking on the door.
I'm knocking on the window because that's what it had
anyway behind the count. Hey, put up on your knees.
I see you. Come on out here, Come on, come

(02:12):
on out here. Please do you have anything? I see
a shadow, I see a shadow. Open this. Don't get
it over with its Saturday. I got another houses to
get to get it over with. Junior has a question
for you, sir, Wait a minute. So so if you joke,

(02:34):
it ain't no high siding on you. You ain't playing
this after You're gonna You're gonna get somebody to flit
you in. You're gonna do the ship. But I'm gonna
do that because I can't be HOI I'm not finna
do it. I'm nothing to I'm not feeling, not have electricity.
I'm not feeling being here calling me Caleb. I'm not
feel the wedding. Ask my mama, mad I'm not doing this.

(02:54):
I'm going to the store. I'm not making no more butter.
I'm I'm going to the stove. Sitting in here killing
all these animals, waiting on them to cue. They're sitting
baking down here. Returned. It's dark outside. It's hot out here.
Everybody got our air conditioner, We got this window up.

(03:16):
It's hot. You need help, you really do. We can't
go to a family reunion card, We can't ride a
Bugget at far Man, everybody else in the car. We
coming buy a horse now. We missed the whole family
reunion car. We didn't get to took up four day's
coming up at thirty two minutes after the hours. We'll

(03:38):
hear from the pastors. They have a word for it.
Right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.