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July 4, 2025 3 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ladies, gentlemen, welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, reminding you.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
To get your tooled up. Start your day with gratitude.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Tell him how much you appreciate all he's done. Thank
him when it's going right for you, thank him when
it's going not so right. That will in turn change
your attitude, which will then allow you to understand that
no matter what is going on, is still a blessing
that it is going on. And once you've made that adjustment,

(00:38):
your altitude is tied to that and the sky is
the limit.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
That's what happens when you get your two together.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Steve Harvey Morning Show starring Shirley Strawberry calling for real
the Mouth of the South Monica Junior. Yeah, that's better man.
You know you want to say kill space bit. If
you see that on you sign, it might throw you.
Ladies and gentlemen, me Junior, what's on your mind? Man?
Let me let me just signed up about your bathing routine.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I swear to God and people need to know this
that you have a yeah, because what I just find
out about stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I just want to know when did you come to
this conclusion that you can't use the little towns well,
I mean, you know, you gotta understand as a big
man how to bathe properly. A lot of people never
take your time. I learned this from my daddy. My
daddy used to take his baths with a handtaiel. Not
a washcloth, but a handtail, the one that's slightly longer, yeah,

(01:40):
a little wider, but definitely not a washcloth, because my
daddy said how he gonna wash his back. Now I
realized this as a young man, and when a young man.
When I was a little boy, I didn't care how
I washed my back because I didn't really care about
washing it.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
At all, So why would I want to get my
back and washing?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
And clearly came by the sea back there, so I
don't even know why we got to worry about the.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Playing on my back. So as a little boy, I
didn't see it.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
But as I grew older, I started to learn, and
so I started taking baths with a handtie like my
daddy and my shower, and that's what I used to
this day. Well, I went down to my ranch and
my assistant, Megan bought toils for the ranch. It did
not buy any handtoiels, and I was forced to after.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
All these years, use a regular washcloth.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Now when you haven't used a washcloth, a regular washcloth
is very small to you.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
And as I was using it, I.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Didn't realize how small it was. And I was showering,
I was soaping up, and I was just using you
got it almost use it with just two fingers, you.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Know, and then the finger and fing next to you.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
You got to go in the circle emotions like you're
putting much massage on your face. And I met ron
was washing my butt, and i'd all of a sudden,
I just.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Lost the wash cloth. We were just going, I ain't
have it no more than we're all, oh gee, what
wash call back? And so when I wished off, I
found it. And that's that's a very dangerous thing. I
found it when I finished. All right, thank you for that,
I think, all right, lady, because the next day that

(03:25):
that dried up soak was burned. You walk around, lady,
does the show you washcloth? Mister Hantowel, All right, coming
up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll run
that prank back right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy
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Steve Harvey

Steve Harvey

Shirley Strawberry

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Thomas "Nephew Tommy" Miles

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Carla Ferrell

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Kier "Junior" Spates

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