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April 28, 2025 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, ladies and gentlemen, as promised, she is here.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
The one is happening to me.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Whoa what in the world is happening to me? He lives. Hey,
good mornings everyone, Morning.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
What's going on today?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Well, I mean we just of course celebrated Resurrection Day, Easter,
and of course wedding season. Sister Odell is right around
the corner, and we wanted to talk to you about
that because you have had a few weddings. And how
many times exactly were you married? Leo, wow, eleven?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Well only two resulted in all just recycled. I differences.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
The other one, Sister Odell, they died.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh if you had nine, it wasn't in shape.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well can I tee take care of yourself?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Were you cooking healthy meals for them at the time
when you were married? It's Dell, I mean all we all.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Ate same thanks, fried chicken polk chops.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Mother, you know, grease, makaron, cheese, lot of corn bread.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Not considered healthy. It's Dell.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm still here. Know what I've been eating?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yes, you still eat fried pork chops?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Girl, I had I had a kale salad New Year's Day?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh did you now that's healthy. That's healthy.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
But I have one every quarter because it's April. Now
you're talking about Jay, Well it's time for another one.
I have them quarterly.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
You eat healthy quarterly.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Okay, Oh, no said that. I said I have a
kale salad quarter.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yes, ma'am. Well, kale is supposed to be healthy.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
But it ain't.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
It don't taste good though. You need square teeth to
eat kill at full leaf. Chail is really a four
legged animal. Yeah, they had a kale Saturday. They don't
chop it up.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
You can't say anything rough, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Well
how long was your longest marriage, sister Hodell?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Twenty years?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh it was good. Yeah, the history books right.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Three of them were six months. One of them he
died on weddnight.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
He died on wedding wedding night. What happened?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, well, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I'm a Christian, so we was practicing abstinist uh absinue. Yeah,
and then well it wasn't absentee wedd night. When I
showed up, I brung it.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
That's what killed me.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Had a unit.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Wow, sister Hotel was hitting it down.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Huh ray olfus, Oh okay, so you're you're always in
usherboard white.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Sister Odell always.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
The missionary white y board wears blue.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am. So did you.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Wear louses and white gloves?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Blood?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
You ain't been a kitchen a while, hell you sweet head?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
No, no, ma'am. Did you wear white dresses to all
of your weddings?

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Who?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
What? As you're saying they don't wear white if they've
been married more than once or twice? You know that.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Nobody said that. No, I won't white. Every single time
I was three as your driven snow.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Eleven times you were pure as the driven snow. Each
time honted my.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
File, Sidney said, and health good Richard, pope to death
to your partner, you you died, we parted, I started
hope a baby. I don't bring the baggage with me.
The only thing I do is I've been married ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Years, ninety seven years old, but not old, same person
you've said it.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
I'll keep a running total it guess, man, So you're single?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Now? What'd you say, Tommy single?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I read it a mingle. Oh one hundred and thirteen
is how old I mean?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Is?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
If you really want to know?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh? All right, okay, well, thank you sister.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Listen, Tommy, do I sign one hundred and thirteen? Nope,
oh you sound good?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Thank you answer answered.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
One hundred and thirteen, and a cougar.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Coming up next to is the Wait a minute, I'm changing.
I'm not a cougar. I changed it.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
What's you now? What are you now?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I'm a saver tooth time.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
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