January 5, 2026 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, Steve, this one's for you. This guy says, Hey,
this is Matt. I need your help. I've been asked
to be the best man at my best friend's wedding.
The problem, though, is that I can't stand his fiance
dot dot dot with a passion. I hate how she laughs,
I hate how she gossips. I hate how she's threatened
to hold back sex until he's ready to have kids.
(00:24):
In short, I can't stand her at all, and he's
going down a path that I just can't support. Still,
he's my best friend. This guy is really my dude,
uncle Steve. Do I just be his best man and
be there for him? Or do I say no and
hope our friendship can withstand it?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Well, first of all, dog, qu're talking about friendship. If
you ain't gonna stand buy, you got to. That's what
Philians do. Dog, you go and you be your boy's
best man. You got ask to be the best man,
not the bride'smaid. Come, I give it what you think
of her, she withholding sex till they have a baby.
(01:04):
That ain't your business. You don't like the way she laughed,
he do? But what's wrong with you? How you all
up in it like this. I can't stand her with
a passion. You need to grow your up. He's and
let me tell you something. He gonna put her in
front of you. Do you understand that? And that's the
(01:26):
way it goes. Now, you go up there and be
his best man. I don't care how you feel about her.
He asked you to be the best man. You not
the bridesmaid food. I don't like up until you trip
and full what you got to like her?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Foe with a passion?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
He didn't ask her to marry him. Why you passing
judgment on?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
That?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Is she gossip?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I don't like the way she laughed.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
So like the way she laughs.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
She withholding sex until they have a baby, so she
know the man.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
She don't mistreat the man. You just don't like her.
What's she not marrying?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
You?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Man? How did this dude got to be?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
He got to be at his twenties? Ain't nowhere he man?
He didn't say to be.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
He didn't say his name is Matt, but he didn't
say he was.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Put your mask on the hand, the rings over and
move on.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Man, That's all you got to do. Some of her
passing judgement. That's why you're by yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Now do the bachelor parties and the toe Yeah, man.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Do all that stuff you posted what you're tripping for.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Ye it's well when it come to do the speech
and the best man get a speech?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Now you give that to somebody else? Ye you talking?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I hate her?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
The bride and grooves stupid.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
This one's from Jamella. She's twenty five years old. She
has a great job, a big, supportive family. All her life,
she said, she's made bold choices, but only after thinking
it all through. She says, now I have decided that
I'm going to have a baby. I'm not in a relationship,
but my job offers maternity leave and my parents can
help after that. I also have a couple of potential
(03:09):
fathers in mind, and they're both on board. My mom
supports my decision, but my friends were shocked. My mind
is made up, so I'm not looking for advice on that.
But how do I convince my friends that this isn't
such a crazy idea? She's twenty five. Her name is Jamelle.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Well, you ain't a matter of fact? You know you
don't want no advice? What you call us for? Uh huh?
The fact that it matter is I think you crazy.
That's not where we're at. I'm with your friends. Uh huh,
you know I thought this through. She says she thinks
her choice is through. Okay, cool, didn't go ahead and
(03:47):
do it and needs to do as you think is
great choices.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
That's up for it.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Now are they up for making the baby? Are they
up to being a dad? Because anybody can be a
far Yeah, but what you want to give your child
is a dad. Yeah. Now you need to find out
what they talking about all this? Yeah, oh yeah, I'll
do it with you.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Hell okay, everybody now, they're.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Just gonna walk away and then your child not have
a relationship.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, I'm with your friends. I think you're crazy. You
don't know everything. Crazy, stupid young people today make me sick.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh ya, I said pretty, I said what I.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of this crazy show. You're listening to The Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
All right, Steve, this one's for you. This guy says, Hey,
this is Matt. I need your help. I've been asked
to be the best man at my best friend's wedding.
The problem, though, is that I can't stand his fiance
dot dot dot with a passion. I hate how she laughs,
I hate how she gossips. I hate how she's threatened
to hold back sex until he's ready to have kids.
(00:24):
In short, I can't stand her at all, and he's
going down a path that I just can't support. Still,
he's my best friend. This guy is really my dude,
uncle Steve. Do I just be his best man and
be there for him? Or do I say no and
hope our friendship can withstand it?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Well, first of all, dog, qu're talking about friendship. If
you ain't gonna stand buy, you got to. That's what
Philians do. Dog, you go and you be your boy's
best man. You got ask to be the best man,
not the bride'smaid. Come, I give it what you think
of her, she withholding sex till they have a baby.
(01:04):
That ain't your business. You don't like the way she laughed,
he do? But what's wrong with you? How you all
up in it like this. I can't stand her with
a passion. You need to grow your up. He's and
let me tell you something. He gonna put her in
front of you. Do you understand that? And that's the
(01:26):
way it goes. Now, you go up there and be
his best man. I don't care how you feel about her.
He asked you to be the best man. You not
the bridesmaid food. I don't like up until you trip
and full what you got to like her?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Foe with a passion?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
He didn't ask her to marry him. Why you passing
judgment on?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
That?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Is she gossip?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I don't like the way she laughed.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
So like the way she laughs.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
She withholding sex until they have a baby, so she
know the man.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
She don't mistreat the man. You just don't like her.
What's she not marrying?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
You?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Man? How did this dude got to be?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
He got to be at his twenties? Ain't nowhere he man?
He didn't say to be.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
He didn't say his name is Matt, but he didn't
say he was.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Put your mask on the hand, the rings over and
move on.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Man, That's all you got to do. Some of her
passing judgement. That's why you're by yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Now do the bachelor parties and the toe Yeah, man.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Do all that stuff you posted what you're tripping for.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Ye it's well when it come to do the speech
and the best man get a speech?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Now you give that to somebody else? Ye you talking?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I hate her?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
The bride and grooves stupid.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
This one's from Jamella. She's twenty five years old. She
has a great job, a big, supportive family. All her life,
she said, she's made bold choices, but only after thinking
it all through. She says, now I have decided that
I'm going to have a baby. I'm not in a relationship,
but my job offers maternity leave and my parents can
help after that. I also have a couple of potential
(03:09):
fathers in mind, and they're both on board. My mom
supports my decision, but my friends were shocked. My mind
is made up, so I'm not looking for advice on that.
But how do I convince my friends that this isn't
such a crazy idea? She's twenty five. Her name is Jamelle.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Well, you ain't a matter of fact? You know you
don't want no advice? What you call us for? Uh huh?
The fact that it matter is I think you crazy.
That's not where we're at. I'm with your friends. Uh huh,
you know I thought this through. She says she thinks
her choice is through. Okay, cool, didn't go ahead and
(03:47):
do it and needs to do as you think is
great choices.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
That's up for it.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Now are they up for making the baby? Are they
up to being a dad? Because anybody can be a
far Yeah, but what you want to give your child
is a dad. Yeah. Now you need to find out
what they talking about all this? Yeah, oh yeah, I'll
do it with you.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Hell okay, everybody now, they're.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Just gonna walk away and then your child not have
a relationship.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, I'm with your friends. I think you're crazy. You
don't know everything. Crazy, stupid young people today make me sick.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh ya, I said pretty, I said what I.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of this crazy show. You're listening to The Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
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