Social Media Advice - 10.15.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
See this is from Landon in Kansas City. He says.

Speaker 3 (00:03):
My in law stayed with us last weekend. I went
out Friday and had a lot of tequila. When the
uber dropped me off, I sat in the garage for
a few minutes to get myself together. I urinated in
the bushes on the side of the house. I got
urine on my jogging pans, so then I had to
wait for them to dry. I went inside when the
lights went off in the living room. When I got

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in the bed, my wife said that she and her
parents saw everything on the garage cameras. Now her parents
think I'm a drunk. How do I fix this with
my wife and my in laws?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Fixed that doll? You do like I did?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
What what'd you do?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Just the way I changed my image of my in law.
I just got it divorced.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah you got a relationship.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeah, I just got a divorced and it didn't matter
what you felt about.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I don't care what you think of me now.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah I don't know. So go ahead, people, I want
to peep. You tell me where to peek. I peed
on my job and suit not.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
You you you and you're judging me, I said, the car.
I try to get myself together, so I come in
here and be respectful. Huh, I renated on my jog
and suit I was outside peeing in my bushes.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Y'all sitting up in here in my house.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Couldn't he he was right at home. Couldn't he wait
till he got inside making sure?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
He couldn't get sure? That's not how men do we.
We don't have what y'all have. Y'all can cut y'all
bladder off?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
We can't do.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yes, Yes, I don't understand how you can't hold it
all right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
We can hold it, but it's gonna be a little drizzled.
It's just like.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
It almost like right foid rain, you know how you
get a few specs warning, get on in the house.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Now, do you understand the concept of too far? That's
too far?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
That's too far?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
No, I don't really underwhy.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I think. I don't think you do. I really don't, don't.
I mean you asked me we have time for another one? Jesus.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
This is from Sheila and Richmond. Sheila says, I had
a date with a guy and I told him I
wasn't looking for anything serious, and he asked if I
just wanted to be a sex buddy. I tried it,
and for the first time in my sixty one years,
it's so refreshing to be able to have sex with
those strings attached. I was married for eighteen years? So
is there something wrong with.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Me because I enjoy casual sex?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Now? Mm? I don't. Well, you asking Austin.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, she is who she asked him, is too shoe?
She wants it for you?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Well, so the bottom line question is what is it
something wrong with having casual sex?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Is this something wrong with her? Specifically? She's sixty one,
she was married for Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
See, I don't take your age out of this.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
I don't really know how to answer this based on
your age because by sixty one I was through having
casual sex. But prior to that, though, it has been
some of the most rewarding moments of my life.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I got sixty one.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yeah, I was out of casual sect. I stopped having
casual sex at forty nine when you got married, right
at forty nine.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, but prior to that though.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Okay, so you're just right now I'm ready to go
too far.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Okay, Well, I was just saying, you know, it's just
cash you well, it just you know she's gone casually,
you know.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
This is okay. I just want you to be aware
of what you're joining.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
If you're gonna do that there, you're gonna need more
than one telephone. I'm gonna tell you that question.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
What you got.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
You got to know which ones to pick up and
which ones not too cussin. All them casual people had
a different number.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I remember when you had about three or four phones.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, hell yeah, yeah, and surely yes, I was living
my best life. It was the roughest point of my life,
but it was okay.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Right here, right, don't say anything else, Just keep you
right here.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
It's hard to juggle that much though

Speaker 2 (04:37):
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