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October 16, 2025 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, this is from Melissa on Steve HARVEFM. Melissa says,
I've dated a few great guys in recent years, but
both relationships fizzled once we realized we weren't on the
same page when it came to certain things in the bedroom.
I have pretty specific preferences. Nothing too wild or unmanageable.

(00:22):
Maybe something along the lines of the movie Fifty Shades
of Gray.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Anyway, Yeah, that is a lot different.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, anyway, it's not the kind of thing you can
bring up on a first or even a third day.
But I also don't want to waste time building something
that's missing such an important connection. How do you find
someone who's into the same things as you are without
oversharing too soon?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, you're gonna have to go to a Swiner's club.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
What you have to go downtown somewhere by your membership
and walk in and you can find all that down there.
That's what you need to do. You trying to find
a steady relationship. Ain't nobody fin to do this here
with you? And the third time it's too early. You
need to pull up a little bit. Everybody ain't ready
for all this hit, all this craziness.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
You do it.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
That's why you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
You ain't got nobody now, because when you do bring
up what you really into, you need whatever you into,
you need to get out of.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
She scares them off, Steve, She scares them, Yeah, you
too much.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Don't nobody, won't tell nobody going home, introduce you to
your mama. Cost the night. I'm finna be frightened. I'm
not finn date nobody. I'm scared of.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Now. I'm in here.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I got to I got to cover, pull up to
my neck, and I'm shaking up under the bed because
now here you done pulled out your suitcase up under
the bed with.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
All this in it that I don't know what's got
of it.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
You got stuff hanging on hangers in the claws, and
you the pull out right here. I'm hearing all these
noises and stuff, all this extra stuff, robots coming out
the corner, moving around by the fit do all this
sitting up in here, got the little animals running.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Loose in here? What is just doing?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Got on the little gerbils in the room, talking about
whole this wiping off. I'm not wiping off this. No,
We're not doing all this. What is she talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Now?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I'm not feeling that way. What you mean bite down
on this till I'm through?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's what what you want? Not biting down on this covers?
Pools up?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Here are your knees on your chin?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
I'm trembling because here she come. I don't know what
we're doing tonight. I'm in here, man. I want to
go home, man with my mama.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I want down, Ruth, Yeah, listen, show me the video again.
I don't want to do that hamster all this stuff
right here? Man? Hey, hey, hey, what what is the generator? Folks?

(03:16):
What are you fit to do tonight? Stupid? Hey? Hey, hey,
what is you heating up in that skill? What's happening?
She said?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Nothing too wild or unmanaged?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
What do you mean? Pick up a couple of live
chickens on the way we whe's I gonna find this? Ad?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm in pet smart? Do what so? Listens? Six inch? Listens, baby, baby?
What's happening? What so? She doesn't get? Wait a minute?
Get what two parameters? This some fish food? Oh? Man,

(04:21):
sit you down here in ben Smart? All right?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
No, wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute. No,
I am the king Cobra. What do you mean, Brandon?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
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after the hour. Right after this, you're listening to the
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