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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, So this is from Deanna and Knoxville. Dianna says,
I think my marriage would be better if my husband
and I moved to a bigger home. He's always inviting
people to stay with us, and we always have to
put our son on the sleeper sofa in the living room.
It's not fair to him to sleep on the couch
and have to share his bathroom every holiday. We were
beefing over Thanksgiving because we're busting at the scenes in
(00:24):
this house. How do I tell him not to invite
any guests for Christmas without causing a war in our home?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Well, you can't have a tiny house and have to
help me.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And be busting at the scene.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, I ain't never seen that, and I've watched a
tiny house show several times. Never see him have company.
She can't have people over.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
She didn't say it was a tiny house, but.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Now they got to stay out in the yard. Well,
how big is this family? A couple and the boy?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah that's what we know about. Yeah, yeah, that's her.
Wait wise, I mean, I mean size wise, how big
they be?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Oh, we don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
How do y'all know that?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
In there?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And what is that? When you hear when you hear
busting at the scenes, that means something. Yeah, maybe the
house is.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Usually small for the amount of people coming in and out.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
There's a person busting at the scene, called him. Probably
know it's some slow boats, just.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Moves and shifting in there. Yes, what some flowboards? You
know you can hear him coming up the hallway. And
you got a lot of weight on you. You're gonna
have some loose slow boards and that and that tilet
That toilet can't take the three of them like it's
been doing.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
It can't.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh, did you guys get that out?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
You got to sit down on that toilet easy because
they shift them screws, locking said.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
The boy had his own bathroom because you know.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
How personally toilet is bolted to the float two boats
in the back, one of their little boats and crack.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What they have to do with the size.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
You big? Would you put out a sofa bed? That
boy big, not no record, be a sofa bean.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
He's got to sleep somewhere the way.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You know they big.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
If you've had to move your toilet tissue, roll to
directly in front of the toilet.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Some big people in there.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
People, because if you're real big and you try to
reach around on the side. It ain't enough room to
get your hand between the toilet and the sink.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
In front. What does that have to do with this.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Over fat people's house before? They do need a little
fat things that fat people do.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
What what's a bigger house, y'all?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's it. Buy this woman a bigger house. Okay, that's
basically all it is.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
That's right, she needs more.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Room, more space.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
And why they need.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Because he keeps inviting people over and it puts their
son out.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
The guests are big too.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I'll tell you one thing. That refrigerator all way full though.
That's another sign that you had a fat person house.
That refrigerator it don't ever be.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
There's a lot of heavy breathing in that too.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Will y'all give her advice on how to get a
bigger house at.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
They don't have any steps everything by Big people don't
buy double decker houses. They buy ranches ranch style. Got
a nice flat.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Wowing to well, Christmas is coming up, but we know
they won't have a new house by Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Well, they're gonna have some by trailer homes too, because
when you're big and and you got to have a
trailer home, because quin when y'all spend a lot of
time in the bedroom, it shifts the earth up on you.
You gotta be able to pull it up onto another location.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
What are a double wide foundation. I've been around fat
people all my life. I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Her question is how do I tell him not to
invite any guests for Chris Christmas without causing a war
in our home? That's her question.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You know that that'll be the quick feeding. That's that's
the best way to keep fat people at your house.
That's it.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
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Speaker 2 (04:37):
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