Sorry Employee Timeline - 01.06.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, come on, see, let's go. You have a

(00:02):
timeline for just a sorry person. I got a partner
I used to work with.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I ain't gonna say his name, Russell.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
His name though, Russell. Well how we know his name? Russell?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hey? You for real?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Right now it's slipped out. Well it's out there now,
we don't know. He's a timeline Russell.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Uh. And this is what he would do. You ready,
four times a month, four five times a month at
least seven am, the alarm go off, get the snooze,
wake up at seven forty five?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Okay, I like it. I don't know who got a forty.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Five minute news, but he had one put in special
on his clock. I hate a clock. He would call
in to let us know he runs late. Now in
his mind, that'll give him thirty minutes, which means he

(01:08):
gonna hit the road, the highway at eight thirty. But
he waited toll eight to make the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
But he waits eight thirty a m. He in traffic.
He make his second call.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Back in to us in the boss to complain about
how bad the traffic.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, Russell.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Which means he may not make it till nine, which
gives him another thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Okay, genius, but.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
They really don't ever expect him to ten thirty. Now,
since you don't have to be there to ten thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Russell then took his ass and got some breaks. This boy.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Russell sitting down eating breakfast. Somewhere around eleven thirty. Russell
has now arrived at work. Man, he go immediately to
the supervisor's desk to complain about how.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Bad the traffic was right now.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Then every time he at the desk, he always makes
sure he slips this phrase in Wow, look at the time, man,
I gotta get towards like you just come to it.
He said, fresh too, loo, Wow, man, look at her
hell I got.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Now that's somewhere around eleven forty five, left forty five.
He bs to twelve as an emails personal emails.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Mostly he go to lunch at twelve thirty.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Wait a minute, lunch, twelve thirty.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I love Russell.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Russ because we was in sales. Russ taking two hour lunch.
He's back at two thirty. But then he makes sure
he stopped back by the supervisor his office, but this
time just to show his face and you know, just

(03:30):
some some bs, yes, just bs conversation, how about them, cowboy.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Man badly about the people in these hurricanes. Ain't that saying? Yeah,
it's always current events to care? Yeah? Oh okay, oh man,
all right, So now it's three thirty, right. He gets
back to his desk, and he had the desk and

(04:04):
he playing the game of pong pong, because back then
that's all we had was a p po. He's back
at his desk and he's playing pong. He had deck
of cards and he played a little solitaire, which.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
He always wants.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
He's gonna strack a card down fifteen in a row, well, fifteen,
who hell wins?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Fifteen games of solitaril boy got that kind of time.
Then they do personal emails to about four. Eh. Now
it's time to clock out. Got to get the hell
out of him. Now. His next step of clocking out
is very important. When he goes to the clock, he

(04:51):
makes sure that the clock.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Time in pays eight. So he gone clock out it
for yeah, because you know you need all them ours. Yeah,
I'm late.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Ain't got nothing to do with how many hours of pay.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
So he had a little magnet and a screwdriver and
he could take the magnet and put it on the
face of the clock and turn the hands and the
screwdriver blocked it from clicking back.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Then as soon as it said.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Eight, he slided a card in a Chink Chick book
and get him an eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Man.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yes, that's a lot of work, lazy, four to five
times a month.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
And that right there. You think that was hard, that's
what rus say. Put in another hard day, man, say
th same thing all over again.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
No, he don't do too in a row. He's spreading
them up.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
This is all this Friday getting in here made me something.
It really happened. He took all current events and made
him affect him lots people. This is Kirk Franklin. Hey,

(06:18):
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Speaker 1 (06:31):
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Speaker 2 (06:33):
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