Steve Harvey's Breakup Handbook - 07.02.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, get ready. We consulting an

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expert because we wanted to know the real deal. Okay,
Steve is here with his breakup handbook. All right, these
are things that you need to have in mind after
the breakup. Most of this is for fellas because when
we take a breakup hard, it's ugly. It's ugly out there. Now.

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These are things from Steve Harvey's Breakup Handbook how to
add when you break up? All right, Now, here's rule
number one. You are allowed only one drunk die. You

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know how you call them up when you drunk? You
only get to one. And it sounds like something like this, Hello,
isn't me? You know who me is? Don't play with me.
You know who me is. Don't play with my emotions? Me?

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You you know who me is? How many of you
get one? Gee? They get one of them? All right? Now,
here's the next rule. You are not allowed to roll
up on your X just cause you see the car
parked outside the club, the restaurant or church. Don't go

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on down. You can't do that. Ship we broke up,
I can't go in there if I see the car.
You can know you can't roll up on her. She
in that pras. No. I gotta say you with church
later on, but just stay that stay out right, you girl.
Can't roll up on them. Oh that she is. I'm

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gonna go in now he is. I'm going in there.
You can't do that, Carl, look at all right. Next
one y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both parties
for at least four months. Nobody else over there. You
get to go to the spot at least four months.

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Keep it one. Here's another one. Okay. Texting your favorite
song to each other is off limits. You can listen
to it, you can cry to it. You're playing over
and over, but you can't send me. So I'm trying
to move on and I'm killing you. Now. Listen to

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this all y'all stuff, all possessions is collected at one time,
at one time over Anything that's left behind will be
thrown away by boat parties. Keep coming over here looking

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for sulf that fast my redshirt. You can't keep coming
over here. I got coming to you in the closet
looking for your tank top. Keeping it real. You hit
the big one right here. Nobody is allowed to talk

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to each other's mama around with you and you can't
be friends with Mama. Come home. That's a good one.

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You're trying to pick up some greens and you in
here talking, rolling your eyes when I walk in the door.
Here's the next one. All parties. She find a new
church home. Yes, but yeah yeah together. I love Coaster Wick.

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All your friends should be divided up equally, except the
ones you hate you can have them. Another one, no
posting of new pictures. Yeah yeah, you know, like her
naked on him, dressed up like the Easter, but the

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private what about I'm gonna do. I'm gonna finish this one.
I don't want to know about old naked all right.
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