May 23, 2025 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right steam.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Before we went to break you were we were all
making confessions. I don't cook enough. Carlo snapped, Uh, Tommy
at the house, Yeah, Tommy, Uh was naked. Junior doesn't
take his sister's calls. And you, sir, said, you don't
like watching your beautiful grandkids?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Are beautiful?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
They are?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
And why what is that about you?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I don't like watching them. I don't have a lot
of time. Shouldn't have been here. Always gotta tell them, so, boy,
get down off of the stop putting her hair. Why
y'all are the papa Rose won't let me? Well, you don't, baby,
you don't need to should look in here. But I
don't like pepper Pig on the cartoon looking, Papa.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Let's watch Pepple Pig. Papa don't like the peak understand.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Papa liked watching Sports Center and singeing it and Netflick.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
And that's what I'm gonna watch, Brave, Papaul, I want that.
You can't drink mccallay, and don't ask me where is Marjorie?
That's why they be having me watching that. Papa. We
want a bedtime stunt. Your papa don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
No, yes, you do, you know Taylor.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But they don't be a Ain't none that kids supposed
to hear? Do? They lead the kids with you, like
like lead the house and just just yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You know, they'll go to No Boods or something and
they know I don't want to go. Then they'll watch, okay,
watch the kids. So I don't put them in the
movie theater room. I got the big screen on, I
got cartoons, I mean, little movies, you know, the Incredibles
and all this.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Hell. They gonna talk and ask questions all yeah, why
you living in there? Are you? You're in there with
them now?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
It's next to my office, so you know what, I
leave them in there, and then they're coming here to
propau Emily done?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Who is Emily?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I don't know none of these people right here. I
don't like none of that. And then my kids saying,
because I have bought all of them.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
My iPads, and Dad, we don't want our children raised
on iPad. Quit dropping them off over here. What they
need eye pair for. They need somebody to talk to
other than me.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And see, your kids, aren't your grandkids vegan or something?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Aren't there two of them vegan? That's another thing. Come
in here Cary left BJ Whitney one time. Yeah, well
he came in my office. I was eating some ribs
and I gave him, you know, and he was just
over joining. His eyes got big.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
He kept looking at it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Anything, you eat it a little bit more, then he
look at it, then.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Eat a little bit more. Carley came in.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Here, Daddy, what did you give him? I said, eating
a rib?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
He don't eat meat.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I said, yes, he did right now.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And we don't do that at our house. You ain't
ask your house.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Coming in here asking the man any ship raise these kids?
Watch these kids. I watched these kids like I won't
to how long they've been in the water until they look.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Like Prue all of that while he let me tell
you some No, I put them in the swimming pool
with their little rath round.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Well they can't they can't climb out of it and
they can't fall.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Move around.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
So like if the if the little girls stay over
rose and l or something, if you have to comb
their hair and stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh no, so you just got the babies looking crazy.
If they take a nap, the girl.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Okay, how they look they cute? They's nighttime, go to bed.
But they so smart, man, They vocabilis extensive. They be talking.
They ask you questions.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Papa.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
So I was leaving one morning on where you're going?
I said, I'm going to work, Papa. Why you always
go to work? Because y'all always eating groceries, That's why.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm always That's.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
A good answer too, because y'all the ones be getting
skating rinks for your party and ice skating rinks. We
had a braindeer in the backyard. Who you think pay
for this?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh my goodness, you yelling.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Ain't really that's I bought a black Santa Claus back here.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You know how much heat calls white. Was way cheap
at y'all had because there's more of this, there's more
of them.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Your black Santa Claus is is heck yeah, and then
you gotta get one that really know how to be
Santa Claus. You can't have no fat black dude back then. Hey,
what's up, little keute? You stupid all this stuff while
you always working because y'all keep eating.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
But they don't understand that.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
See, if you have to talk to them, you know
on their level how.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Much things cost.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
They don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
They need to learn this here, just the real world.
They they don't get it. They just know that they're
too young. They're too young for what to learn. Just
have these life less to learn those lessons.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Oh, they ain't too young to own eight hundred dollars.
Eight hundred dollars, they're not too young to ride in
this Lamborghini cost seat.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Who the hell? We got costly design and costly.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
All the little grandkids got luxury automobiles plugged up in
the in the garage. They got a little convertible business
they drive when they come on.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oh that's a durable Steve. So they talking about so
what on battery ran? I know what's battery run out?
Because he ride everything.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
So no one come telling me, Paul, Paul, my car
don't work where it's or go do something else. Boy,
pour your lippy in and go do something else. Go
in that TP I spent all that money for back then.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh my god, they do have a Lamborghini cos seat.
Tell me I ain't making this hard good. I ain't.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
No, they got everything. I'm sitting up in here talking.
I like watching my glass of my confession. Okay, a
ten minute confession.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I think we're clear. We're clear, that a fly. I
think we're really clear. I want a COF seat. You're listening,
Steve Harvey Morning Show
Right steam.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Before we went to break you were we were all
making confessions. I don't cook enough. Carlo snapped, Uh, Tommy
at the house, Yeah, Tommy, Uh was naked. Junior doesn't
take his sister's calls. And you, sir, said, you don't
like watching your beautiful grandkids?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Are beautiful?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
They are?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
And why what is that about you?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I don't like watching them. I don't have a lot
of time. Shouldn't have been here. Always gotta tell them, so, boy,
get down off of the stop putting her hair. Why
y'all are the papa Rose won't let me? Well, you don't, baby,
you don't need to should look in here. But I
don't like pepper Pig on the cartoon looking, Papa.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Let's watch Pepple Pig. Papa don't like the peak understand.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Papa liked watching Sports Center and singeing it and Netflick.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
And that's what I'm gonna watch, Brave, Papaul, I want that.
You can't drink mccallay, and don't ask me where is Marjorie?
That's why they be having me watching that. Papa. We
want a bedtime stunt. Your papa don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
No, yes, you do, you know Taylor.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But they don't be a Ain't none that kids supposed
to hear? Do? They lead the kids with you, like
like lead the house and just just yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You know, they'll go to No Boods or something and
they know I don't want to go. Then they'll watch, okay,
watch the kids. So I don't put them in the
movie theater room. I got the big screen on, I
got cartoons, I mean, little movies, you know, the Incredibles
and all this.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Hell. They gonna talk and ask questions all yeah, why
you living in there? Are you? You're in there with
them now?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
It's next to my office, so you know what, I
leave them in there, and then they're coming here to
propau Emily done?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Who is Emily?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I don't know none of these people right here. I
don't like none of that. And then my kids saying,
because I have bought all of them.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
My iPads, and Dad, we don't want our children raised
on iPad. Quit dropping them off over here. What they
need eye pair for. They need somebody to talk to
other than me.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And see, your kids, aren't your grandkids vegan or something?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Aren't there two of them vegan? That's another thing. Come
in here Cary left BJ Whitney one time. Yeah, well
he came in my office. I was eating some ribs
and I gave him, you know, and he was just
over joining. His eyes got big.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
He kept looking at it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Anything, you eat it a little bit more, then he
look at it, then.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Eat a little bit more. Carley came in.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Here, Daddy, what did you give him? I said, eating
a rib?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
He don't eat meat.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I said, yes, he did right now.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And we don't do that at our house. You ain't
ask your house.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Coming in here asking the man any ship raise these kids?
Watch these kids. I watched these kids like I won't
to how long they've been in the water until they look.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Like Prue all of that while he let me tell
you some No, I put them in the swimming pool
with their little rath round.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Well they can't they can't climb out of it and
they can't fall.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Move around.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
So like if the if the little girls stay over
rose and l or something, if you have to comb
their hair and stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh no, so you just got the babies looking crazy.
If they take a nap, the girl.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Okay, how they look they cute? They's nighttime, go to bed.
But they so smart, man, They vocabilis extensive. They be talking.
They ask you questions.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Papa.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
So I was leaving one morning on where you're going?
I said, I'm going to work, Papa. Why you always
go to work? Because y'all always eating groceries, That's why.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm always That's.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
A good answer too, because y'all the ones be getting
skating rinks for your party and ice skating rinks. We
had a braindeer in the backyard. Who you think pay
for this?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh my goodness, you yelling.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Ain't really that's I bought a black Santa Claus back here.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You know how much heat calls white. Was way cheap
at y'all had because there's more of this, there's more
of them.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Your black Santa Claus is is heck yeah, and then
you gotta get one that really know how to be
Santa Claus. You can't have no fat black dude back then. Hey,
what's up, little keute? You stupid all this stuff while
you always working because y'all keep eating.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
But they don't understand that.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
See, if you have to talk to them, you know
on their level how.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Much things cost.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
They don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
They need to learn this here, just the real world.
They they don't get it. They just know that they're
too young. They're too young for what to learn. Just
have these life less to learn those lessons.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Oh, they ain't too young to own eight hundred dollars.
Eight hundred dollars, they're not too young to ride in
this Lamborghini cost seat.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Who the hell? We got costly design and costly.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
All the little grandkids got luxury automobiles plugged up in
the in the garage. They got a little convertible business
they drive when they come on.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oh that's a durable Steve. So they talking about so
what on battery ran? I know what's battery run out?
Because he ride everything.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
So no one come telling me, Paul, Paul, my car
don't work where it's or go do something else. Boy,
pour your lippy in and go do something else. Go
in that TP I spent all that money for back then.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh my god, they do have a Lamborghini cos seat.
Tell me I ain't making this hard good. I ain't.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
No, they got everything. I'm sitting up in here talking.
I like watching my glass of my confession. Okay, a
ten minute confession.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I think we're clear. We're clear, that a fly. I
think we're really clear. I want a COF seat. You're listening,
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