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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, Steve, this is about a subject you is
near and dear to your heart. GT on Reddit Rights.
My girlfriend and I have just moved in together, and
she already wants to say and how I pee. She's
insisting that ipe sitting down. Her demand is based on what. Yeah,

(00:22):
her demand is based on her desire not to stand
in whatever quote misses the toilet or sit in or
clean up anything that doesn't directly hit the water. For
the record, I pride myself on being a quote neat
peer and have no problem cleaning up after myself in
the event I miss the mark. We're less than a

(00:44):
than two months into living together, and have you all
ever heard of this demand? GT wants to know.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, anybody's sitting down to pee? I'm gonna tell you
that's one of the great joys of being a man,
being able to stand anywhere outside, inside, in the snows,
away from the tree, drawing your initials on the on
the tree, bark. It's just too many joys. I'm standing there.

(01:11):
Come on, now, listen to me. Everybody misses. Let me
give you all some reasons why. Number One, Sometimes it
ain't missing the mark. Sometimes it's when it's over. When
it's over. You have to let's just say, let's just

(01:34):
say you have to. You have to. It's it's like,
it's okay, it's like a fireman. It's like a fireman.
The fireman go to a fire and they and they
putting the fire right. And then when they get back
to the firehouse, when they take the truck with the
fire holes back to the firehouse, they gotta wrap the

(01:54):
holes back up. Well, you gotta squeeze all the water
out to wrap up the fire holes. You feel me
more because there's always yeah, it's water in the fire hole.
So they get all the water out of foure and
that that's how the shake happens. Come on, what you're
supposed to do is the seed is up and you

(02:16):
take a look like, y'all gotta use toilet tishue every
time y'all go, we take a little bit and wipe
off the little rim all. You can just put the
seat back down. She don't never know. But the main
thing is you have to have or some type of
rug in front of that toilet. You have to have

(02:38):
that rug in front of the toilet. You better be.
The worst thing is can fall on the floor on
that marble or that wood, and she come in down,
sit down and step in it.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
That way.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Your problem got to have a rug. My strong suggestion
is a dark colored rug. And why is that? Tell
them why is that? Well? Because then there's no trace
of it, and you want it to be thick, so
it absorbed down there. That don't be wet. You got
to help yourself. But it ain't nobody coming in there

(03:12):
sitting down. I'm just telling you, I the hell I'm
gonna sit down. I pulled my pants all the way down,
taking one of them joy But man, please, man, that's like,
where's one of the joys of being in my ranch?
My wife will be riding on the truck around the ranch.
You know, got them open vehicles, right, I go to

(03:35):
the bathroom. I just get out and go to the bathroom.
Why are you paying outside? What you think? What the
hold up?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
You think?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm finna get back in this truck and ride all
the way back to the hall. Get off the truck,
go in the house. Yes, and peeing that tarlet d
we have to do. Yeah, that's what you have to get.
So you are missing one of the great joys. I
won't see how many leaves I can move away from

(04:05):
the base of this tree. Imost see if I could
muster up the strength to move one of these tiny
rocks like I used to do. I used to could
move one. Let me tell you something. Let me tell
you something. I could move along.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
When I was about sixteen, we told the world us
wrestled outside that who don't junior do you?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
All right, um, giving been at your house and just
ain't going to fence in the backyard.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
You you got to get a fence coming up in
twenty minutes after right after this, you're listening morning show