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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, Steve, this is from Nikita in Oaklawn. Nikita writes,
I have three roommates, and one of my roommate's dad's
invited me out for coffee and he told me he'd
pay all of my bills if I would go away
with him for the weekend. He said he wants to
get to know me. He said. Stranger things have happened,
so I shouldn't be worried about what other people will say.
(00:22):
He is very sexy and single, older man. But it's
my friend's dad. I'm twenty nine and I just broke
up with my boyfriend because he cheated. Should I go
see what's up with this older gentleman?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I think you going? You know, I appreciate the letter,
but I think you gone. Where y'all going?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
He didn't say, they're just going, uh, spend the time
for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, she gone? She gon'de? Does she sound like it's
her friend? And yeah, it's going to create a problem, y'all.
Not Finn be friends, No mo, your roommates when she
find out. No, so understand that that's that's gonna be.
But now here's the deal. You may not need to
be roommates because you're gonna have your own place.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
With your bills paid, and then Day didn't need to
stop this.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
He really yeah, yeah, okay, well let me just put
it ready. The Lord knew not to make me a
girl because I'm on the trip.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Apartment.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Man, Come on, I'm getting off Struggle Street right now.
But no, realistically, man, you gotta consider your friendship with
the girl. What it means I got the dude that
is together. You know, the old cast can be pretty
fly when they want to, and they and they know
debate to dangle it in front of you to get
you to react, but it's gonna be that's gonna be
(01:53):
the situation.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
And if you know, yeah, that's like saying, don't let
the girl will come between your friendship.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
If we probably ain't gonna be fresh.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That you shouldn't know. Isn't that bro cold?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, well, it's bro code if that's his If that's
your boy his girlfriend and that's your boy, you.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Can't do so. If it was three guys in y'all
were roommates and you had an opportunity to go with
the one of your roommate's mother.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
How long we've been a roommates, how long we've been
doing that?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Do How fine is this? Mama?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, I've never had a roommate mama I was attracted
to at all. Ever, Elf, I have never seen that before,
so that would be my first whom who mama you
talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Real?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Fan?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
We gotta think about this. We really, I don't have one.
I don't have one friend who mama was ever fine.
I've never had a partner who had a fine mama.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Elf.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So think back to when you were in college and
I knew he was struggling.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Y'all were struggling. Everybody mama in college looked like they mama.
I looked like a couple of them looked like their grandmama.
So yeah, No, I go through all my mamas, all
my dudes. I grew up with everybody. I ain't never
I never had a friend mama that was fine. Now
(03:27):
I knew one dude that had a fine mama, but
I we wasn't friends.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh and my son went out of town with her.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh, no, been going You know. My Sunday school teacher
was twenty years old and I was eight. Lord, Lord,
I had a crush on her.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I couldn't believe man, she wore fish net stockings and
would sit on the table and cross her legs. And
she had a lengthy dress across her legs on fish
net stockings and be taking month the Bible. I never
cared about Jesus.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
She's not in the Bible.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yes, since.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I never cared about Jesus.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
More.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
She was talking and Ike has his card class and
she was one of the lead singers.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
In your Dad's Favorite Soloists.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Right man sang and she was fine. She had blonde
streaks in our health because my mom's.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Sister didn't do none of that blonde streaks move.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
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