Thanksgiving Hosting Mistakes - 11.26.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, So Thanksgiving hosting mistakes you don't want to
make now. Check these out. Whether it's your first time
hosting Thanksgiving or you've been doing it for years, you
can learn from the mistakes of Thanksgiving. Pass number one
topping the list. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
This means, don't use Thanksgiving to test out new recipes. Bah,

(00:23):
just stick to what you know. Just stick to what
you know works, all right. Basic dressing, the mac and cheese,
all of it.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Do your list so we can get to the real issue. Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Number two. Tell guests what to bring, and be very specific,
all right. If you tell them to bring whatever they like,
you could end up with twenty five bottles of wine,
a gas station, package of cheese and crackers. You know
you never know what you're going to get. You just
never know, So be specific when you tell guests that

(00:55):
keep the kids entertained and mess free, all right. Make
sure that no slime, no legos, people walking stepping on
you know, hurting themselves. You know those will end up everywhere.
And the last one. Only allow people who can really
cook in the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
First of all, don't bring a thing we don't need
you don't need We got all it.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Second of all, don't bring no containers, empty containers for
you to take something back. You ain't taking nothing back
because you ain't bring nothing, but you told not.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
To bring nothing for thirty third, you're leftovers. Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
You are only allowed one to go plate.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
And when you put the fall on top of it,
it must be level.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
No valleys can't be no mountain wrapped up. Yeah, here
go another roof.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
You can't get a second plate to everybody eight see
back in their folk call the joyan the main't got
here yet.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay, okay, here there.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
This is how you know when the first football game
is over, Your time.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Here is over.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
What you're putting them out?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, that's it. One game you one game that it's.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Two games on Thanksgiving, I.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Think it's three.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Get your knowing being here cutting on this sweet potato
pie to big Mama say so, yeah, just be in
here cutting on pie.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
The big Mama ain't told nobody to cut the pie.
You're cutting the pie for here, the pie cutting tie.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Angry things true, he won't for the kids.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Kids is easy.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Six y'all behind down, that's it. Get up, just get up.
We're fixing the kids plate.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
They don't fix their own plate, and they're gonna eat
all of it, or we're gonna whoop you go.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Instance we're gonna stop making that ragged yellow mold. Don't
nobody won't it Jello mo with the milk and it
don't shut down And I wanted to silky you.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Thanks guys angry Thanksgiving. You're listening to The Steve Harvey
Morning Show