The Chief Love Officer

Steve does his best to avoid cancel culture.  Someone will learn today!  Big Dog also makes a suggestion for a woman with a temporary tattoo issue and it's painful for her SO.  DAMN!!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment
news you got heard about this little Bootsie wants to
have an adult prom and he is planning on inviting you,
Steve and Marjorie, plus some other news. Yeah, you've been
away for a minute. That's what's happened over pleasant other

(00:22):
entertainment news. R Kelly's new jail friend is the accused
subway shooter. What we'll talk about that. Also on other
entertainment news, will tell you about Ludacris's graduation gift. We'll
talk about all of these stories at the top of
the hour, but right now it is time to ask
the clo teeny in Mexico says, I'm seventy one and

(00:45):
my husband and I retired and went to live with
our son, his wife and two children and play at
Del Carmen. I told my husband we need to find
our own house because my son expects me to cook
and babysit. My husband said it's a fair trade, but
he's not doing the work. How do I convince him
to move out? I don't know what they tell you, y'all.

(01:06):
Seventy one, I don't, I don't, I don't. I don't
know who made this decision. I can't help you. I'm
not seventy one. I can't advise you on this teeny
I ain't never been in Mexico. I don't know what
y'all doing. I don't you know. I don't want to
fear nobody by saying, well, I ain't stay that long

(01:28):
enough to you know, develop culture having or nothing like this.
All I came away was licking guacamole way better down there,
because they make it different. And that's all I came on.
The enchiladas is the real deal down there. Only what
they're doing a typo bill, but it ain't what's going on.
It ain't real deal. I can tell you that anyway.
Those are the things I came away when I want
to avoid this question for any council culture that might

(01:51):
occur behind it. So I want to pass on this
teeny good look with your life, you and your husband
and there with the wife and kids and stuff like that.
I don't know. I'm not convincing nobody. I don't know
why you seventy one, you want to live with nobody
any damn way. My kids don't want me moving in
with them. I can promise you did, because first of all,

(02:12):
we're gonna cut all this damn music golf and I
don't like so they can't come over here. So now
they're gonna put me out. Yeah, all right, moving on, Sorry, teeny.
Moving on to Jamie and Clemson. Jamie says, I got
married seven months ago, and my husband is a great man,
but he has no filter. He says anything that comes

(02:35):
to mind. Anything. He told my twelve year old niece
that her breath stinks, and her father cursed him out.
He is brutally honest at all times. How do I
get him to be nice or be quiet, especially with
my family. You ain't gonna have to. He's gonna say
the wrong thing to the wrong person. I don't know how.
He don't know this yet. You ain't gonna tell the
twelve year old her breath stink. Why is you talking

(02:55):
to the twelve year old? But you're gonna say something
about somebody child, They're gonna handle it for you. Life
has a way of taking care of itself. You're gonna
learn the lessons now, or you're gonna learn them later.
But you're gonna learn all the lessons you need. Trust me.
There is no elevator to the top. You had to
take the steps. If you skip a step, you're gonna
get back on it. Obviously, he's gotten away without saying

(03:18):
what he want to say. He just ain't said it
to the right person yet. But that right person gonna
be the wrong person that day, and all these will
go away. You ain't got to wear about him never
no more. Seven months into marriage, okay. Moving on to
Amanda on Long Island. Amanda says, my boyfriend and I

(03:39):
have been dating a while, and when we met, he
said he was getting his ex's name off his chest.
The tattoo bothers me more now since we're talking about marriage.
I got a temporary tattoo of a man's name, and
he thought it was funny. How do I get him
to take me seriously? What she said, She put a

(04:00):
temporary tattoo of a man's name just to show him
what it was. Like. Yeah, I'm okay, So yeah, Well
he thought it was funny because he knew it was temporary. Well,
you know, here's a deal. You're not sleeping with him
anymore until he gets the name off his chest, because
you ain't gonna look at it, wonder about it or
nothing else. Tattoo, Yeah, with a butter knife. I have

(04:27):
it off this evening. That's crateful. I know, Amanda, you
could try that or you know all right people trying
to get it off your last one. Steve Lafaye and

(04:48):
Olney says, my husband and I love reality TV, but
he has gotten way too comfortable in telling me who's beautiful,
who's had work done, and who needs work done. When
I confronted him about it, he said, if I can
have an opinion on the ladies, so if I can
have an opinion on the ladies, so can he. I

(05:09):
enjoy his company, but not his commentary. What do I
do now? I don't know what y'all watching? You know,
y'all watching y'all sitting up here watching all this that's
going on. How he ain't gonna comment? He telling you
what he thinks. That's what he watching it for the work,
I'll tell you right now. Well, let me tell you
how the conversation going. We're watching TV. I'm old that

(05:33):
girl right there, she had them breath put on home?
Which one she had worked done on? Both? For them?
She ain't your left side? She did both? What's your girl? Oh?
Which one? Oh about form? They all do it? You know,

(05:53):
because when they do the recap, you know, you know
the show reunion, they all had a white powder put
between their breasts, make them look like they separated and bigger.
And you know that's how I like. Because I watched
your show. I bought my wife's somebody that white powder too.
See if a little comfortable with with, you know, with

(06:16):
noticing all of this, well, I'm very comfortable noticing. Which
you want me to welp. You know we're watching it.
What do you want me to watch it? Would not
see it for you? How you want this to work?
I just want you to watch it. Well, but I
am watching it. But you know what I mean. They're talking,
But why you was talking? We can't even follow along
because I don't say not until the commercial come on.

(06:36):
We can fast forward that sometime. You know. I take
notes of who I think need breasts, who I think
needs taking notes? You know, I'll put it down on
my paper. Who need they know conto it? A lot
of them girls knows ain't come to it. They put
them two stripes on each side. They know, see that
white powder. It don't just go on the mile at
a chest white powder each side of these you're listening

(07:00):
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