The Comedian Draft - 04.30.25

We all know that there's an NFL draft, but who would the fellas pick for their Comedian draft. Steve, Tommy, and Junior each have five slots on their rosters. Who are they going to pick?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
All right, So we have three comedians on this show.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is for you, guys, if you had to do
first round draft since we've been talking about the draft
for the last weeks. Uh first round draft of present
day comedians. Who are your five top five picks on
your roster? Your top five picks on the roster? We
have Team Steve, Team Tommy, and of course Team Junior.

(00:26):
Who are your top fives? Let's go.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Comedian. I'm gonna let them go high because they're gonna
steal from me, so I'm gonna let them go.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Come all right, no, no, let's pick. Let's pick one
by one then okay, all right, let's go Tommy, I
go for I'm getting Bill Burr off the gate.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
You'll see that right there. That's a thief move. That's
a straight thief move outside the box. Wow, hold on,
wait a minute. Can we have the same players everybody
got to pick?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Just the draft? You can't get it now, I got ye.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
That sucks. Let's go. You can't you can't do it? Like,
let's go ahead, Julie, all right, well, Dave Chappelle did okay?
All right here guys, Kevin Hart, nice, I love it.
Second round? You got first choice of everybody. What you're

(01:25):
waiting on.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Commy, Chris rock.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Man, you got a great roster, Tommy.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yea earthquake, yes, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
All right, quake in the building.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yes, come on see Dion, Yes, come out.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I love him.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
All right, let me think I'm gonna I'm much time.
I got on the clock right now.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Just like in the draft, they ring the bell, come on.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
With your I'm gonna grab George Lopez.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay, all right, okay, I'm gonna grab George Lopez diverse. Okay,
yeah it is. Yeah, I'm going with Mike ifs okay
they yeah, said the entertainer.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah yeah, uh huh, come on, come on, Tommy.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Hey man, I'm gonna do it. I'm pulling Cat Wiggans.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Uh now I did okay, ye okay, see.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
I don't know why you're with the Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Hello, yes, ju he took Cat. I ain't no weeken.
Oh yeah, I just heard.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
You heard him. He ain't got to be on stage,
ain't got to be current that.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Current president day.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
I'm as I'm as bad as okay now, okay. In
the in the in the words of What's My Man,
Roy Jones, y'all almost have forgotten.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Nephew.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
What you got? Black dogskin dude with classes always wear
a suit.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Oh oh oh that's my friend brother, Mike Junior, Mike Jr.
What uh you're with a bow tie? Yeah that's him. Yeah,
that's him. That's who I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
You know your players. Heare dark skinned, black guy with
blast is in a bowtop. Mike.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Goodwe Okay, come on, Tommy, this is the last round,
right yet?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Five? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Okay, man, I got to toss up. I gotta I
gotta have a girl on my team. Yeah, yvon Orgy
from Insecure.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
That girl is good.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Okay, all right, all right, d oh, yes you black.
I already wrote his name on my uncle.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Come on, I'm disappointed in you, man, tell you right
here in their prime Monique Monique.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, all right, coming up next, that dude, the nephew
with Today's Frank phone call.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
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