The Elves Are On Strike

There are some demands that need to be met or else and Uncle Steve is here to act as their voice and representation. BTW, Tommy wasn't tall enough.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christmas is fast approaching. We all know that time to
get the toys together. However, the elves, I didn't know this.
The Elves are on stripe and with some grievances. Uh,
I got this, I got this summer handle. Listen myself
because it's something that I'm I'm good at doing because
I'm a former union man and elves. Elves have decided

(00:25):
it came to me with a lot of complaints and
I'm being they representative. Now. We wanted Timmy to stand
up for him, but then he was already standing up
right there. They went, we need somebody that's standing up
for it, that look like they actually standing. So I
said I would do it. The Elves this year are

(00:49):
going on strike. Well they haven't gone on yet, but
they're threatening to go on strike. The elves up wanting
to sit out this year. Santa Claus is having trouble
because trying to talk to these damn ells about their concerns.
So I'm help with their grievances and I want to
start by saying, these are the elves grievouses, and I

(01:12):
will be preparing these statements on behalf of the Ill Foundation.
We the elves who work at the North Pole are
requesting the following changes. Please show your support through our
website www dot help elves dot com. If you're gonna

(01:34):
help the elves, help elves dot com, tell me, don't
act like you don't know. So you know, we read
all the complaints that the elves have and here we go.
Number one problem that they have it We the elves

(01:56):
would like to stop making these damn wooden toys. No
kid won't, no damn wooden toy. And we've been making
them for years. Okay, ain't nobody asked for now one
of the woodn't wheels, these wooden page lock. They got

(02:17):
real toys now. Secondly, we the elms, are requesting to
have a casual Friday, so when we ain't got a war,
the stupid ass uniform, tight ass pants with these pointed hats.
We want a casual frid voicing the concerns and elves

(02:37):
have and and considered on going on strike, and they
wanted me to convey this to Senta class and everybody listen,
We the elves h would like to request a thirty
minute smoke break. They smash, we smoke, and then we
want to be able to go outside and smoke whatever.

(02:59):
We won't as it's legal. Try making these without it,
Helves don't get high. Here's the next complaint on behalf
of the Hells Elves. We the Elves have voted to
eliminate bring your kids to work today. The truth of

(03:24):
the matter is elves really don't like kids. No, we
don't damn that because they think we kids too. Just
cause me short, Get your damn hands off of me.

(03:45):
I drove here into sleeve. Next complaint that they have
we the Elves are uncomfortable wearing knees. God damn funny
toe shoes. That heard that. We want crocs to be

(04:05):
the new official elf shot Crocs and gators to be
the new elve shot the Elves. I'm doing complain. You
don't act like you ain't with them? Are you trying
to have a complaint? I don't like you ain't Elves

(04:26):
and pilgrims have the same shoe. Do you know I'm not?
I'm not. Well, let's quit playing this game. Next complaint,
we the Elves do not like elves shirts and pants.

(04:46):
They ain't got no damn pockets, and we want to
start using fanny path So when we go outside to
take our smoke break. We'll have our stuff next complaint.
We the elves understand that we on the north pole,

(05:08):
but some of the younger elves wants to cut back
on the heat being so high all the time in
the workshop. The older els is fine, but the young people.

(05:29):
We the elves, would like to assign ten elves each
year to ride around with Senna, because we think it's
unfair that we make all the damn toys and we'll
ever get fat ass just be packing up the slid
with the rain dud. Damn it. We made the toy
us go a couple more quickly. We the elves. We

(05:53):
still love miss Claws and we know she's very nice
and she's never too busy to being down and give
us a hood. But we still would like to know
exactly what does she do up here? The cooks, the
cooks for everybody. We ain't had nothing from her. We

(06:14):
gotta keel at last, were not least. We the ale
support the me too movement that's real strong up here,
and some of the female ales are requesting that Santa
refrain from saying ho ho ho ho, And on that note,

(06:34):
we're gonna go n. We don't want