The New Book of Bitterman

What is the deal when you are the only one in the house working?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, Jay is here.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yes, you wrote another book. You said it was a
twenty eighth one, Steve.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Probably this book is really home hitting and everybody can
relate to this. The name of this book is called
if You're the only one in the house working, damn it.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
These are the rules. That's the name of the book. Okay,
if you don't.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
If you're the only one in the house working, you
can change the channel. Don't matter what nobody else is watching.
If they say I'm watching that, you can say I'm
paying for that, so you can change.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
The damn chune a great feeling. I'm the only one
in the house working. My new book. Chapter this is
chapter thirteen.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
You only only you, Since you're working, only you get
to use the good towels.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
You don't have a job.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
You use them rough ass towns the value behind them.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay, yeah, I'm the.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Only one the wall with the holes in it.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
But those are the ones you ass.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Tie the wars we keep under the sink. Then where
your towels at?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yes, that's where your towels and minor fluffy soft.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
And naked turtle lie salt and tidy bowl and two
extra rolls of toilets.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Love it you love it, love it?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
If you're the only one working in the house, you
set the curfew as to when people can come in.
I may or may not give you a key, Okay,
I may or may not.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Damn if you have a clock, all these jones is locked.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
That's what I'm seve read.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm not getting up. Yeah, I'm gonna ask you no
dough balls?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Did those lock at twelve? Matter of fact, soon did
the news go off? I'm going to fuck up.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm going to be it.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Thank you. Here's another chapter. This is a lung chapter.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
If you have if I allow you to have a pet,
I don't need to see him. I don't need to
hear him, and I don't need to smell him.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I need to know that that pet is not in
the damn house.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, your ass is down to fish, thank you.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
They're gonna be coming here with no damn bunny rabbits.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Thank you, cat you dogs, they hubbles.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
I'm not gonna be watching nothing running around on no wheel.
You can have a fish, and his ass got to be.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
In the corner.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
If I feel like you should have a fish. All
this is very important that.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I will have my own and I'm gonna count the
little sections, my very own roll of toilet paper that
will not be touched.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Okay, damn my role, my damn it, that's my rolesdroom
into the bathroom and back with me.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Thank you if you don't touch. Yeah what what I'm counting?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Squash what them ragged ass tiles is fault?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Use them, race them out and dry them out and
hang them up.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, rancher, So Jay, this isn't all in your new book,
my brand new work. I'm the only one working in
this house. These are the rules.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Damn it.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Number one hits another chapter of this chapter sixteen.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
If I allow you to have a side hustle in
that house, meaning you're doing hair, you're doing hell, you're
sitting on a personal trainer, I get a cut and.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Expressly if you sell it weed especial, you sell fifty
fitty half fit it fit half whatever. Yeah over a
half stock half hey.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
J Yeah, Yeah, I like chapter number or thirty two.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh what I like that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
But its name of this chapter is because I said so.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Uh huh, this is the chapels like your parents.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Because I said so, anybody ask a question in this
damn house right refer to chapter thirty two.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Damn it because I said said.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
So that's it.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
It's another another chapter, chapter, chapter forty. This is good chapter, Steve.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
How many chapters in the book.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Oh oh, this is a big book, about about one
hundred and eighteen.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Forty.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
It says, if I go to bed early, I go
to bed early. Everybody goes to bed early.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Okay, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, we all go to
bed at this. I don't have to be in the
bed hearing you up. Look what you up for? What
you up for? Night person, You ain't got to go
to what I go to bed? You go to bed?

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Okay, going the wall too, but the TVs go off? Yes, no, no,
I'm gonna let you do your last one. But man,
I want to thank you for chapter sixty four.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
What you got me.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
When I'm sitting on the tarlet, I like the door open,
Do not pull it shut. You're skidding me, right, you're
kidding me right back, Chapter sixty four. I'm sitting on
the tarlet, I like the door open.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
I need to see you're not in my house. Walk
past and pull it shut. I'm shutting the house. No,
you're not shutting nothing. I'm shutting the door. If you're
in there using the bathroom with.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Door your chap, No you won't, you.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Won't be there. Yeah you're not. You got.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
This is you don't pay for dog.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
When I wake up in the morning to go to work,
I can make as much damn noise as.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I want to make.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Y'all say a damn thing.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Don't be shshing me.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Now.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
What you need to do is get some work. Now,
that's what you need to do. But you can't get
out this house because you ain't got nowhere else to go.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Mister Tom Now when you wake up, no, hell don't know.
I ain't keeping good Jay's new book. If you're the
only one working in the house. Uh this heavy. You're
listening hard Morning Show