The Pastors - 12.15.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now, ladies and gentlemen, for Reverend Motown and
Deacon death jam with a word.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
We on this auspicious date.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Come on here now, Galba in the most part curious, fun, tumonious, arbitrary.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, situation.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
We well, we we we we mystified, yes, electrified and
dumb defied all that is that, ain't Lord? Look at him?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Come on, deacon, all right, pastor, we.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Are coming from Come on, deacon, Yes, we're coming from.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
If you look at the third chapter past that we
are starting at the third chapter.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Of Christmas is where we're going from. Pasta.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
It starts with this, hang all the missile toe. I'm
gonna get to know you better.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Stop right there. Yes, sir, he is obviously the story
of a player. M h, take your time. I won't
everybody hang the missile toe. Yeah, because I'm gonna get
you to know. You better watch yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Read this Christmas as we trim the tree? How much
fun it's going to be together?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Stop right there, trim he used to offer to words,
Yes it is, yes, it is, Well.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
We trimming the tree.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Imagine how much fun is about to be? What's going
on with your trimmer?

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Read the fireside is blazing bry Oh, we're.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Caroling through the night.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Start right there, got a fire inside, there's a white
folks outside singing.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Re.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Amen.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
This Christmas will be a very special Christmas for me.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Start right there. I'm proposing that this Christmas, yeah, oh,
will be a very special Christmas for me. I'm self induged,
my self engaged.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I ain't thinking about nobody.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Button, meria, presents and cards are here. My world is
filled with cheer and you this Christmas.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Start right there, car arts, Chris mcgil free and you
all this if for me, reap.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
And as I look around, your eyes outshine the town.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Stop right there, stop right there, just for a moment
in the sun. From the Book of Christmas. He decided
after three paragraphs to finally compliment somebody else.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Your eyes outshine the town.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Read now we back to where we was outside of
town this Christmas. The fireside is blazing bright, and we're
carrying through the night, and this Christmas will be a
very special Christmas.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Or start right there.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
There was a need to repeat, Yes, the fireside is
a blaze and bright.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
A lot of people got chimneys in their house. Uh.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Some people got out their fisher logs. Some people got
wood burning fireplace. But when you say caveling all through
the night, ain't nothing the white folks going door to
door singing at night. You ain't gotta worry about looking
out there. We already know not to take our black

(04:27):
behind in your neighborhood singing late at night. While you
out there singing, gonna mellround, get shot. You're supposed to
be in front of my door trying to sing nothing.
That's white folks business, out there singing, holding them books
in their hands.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
White folks don't.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Know no songs by heart, always gotta have a book
in they head. Black folks ain't never needed no book
to sing no song.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Turn the page two O eight, two O nine.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
We're reading them from one sepn mate, and the white
folk read.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
All right passing. Now, what we're doing right now is
this one's for the children. We're gonna change over these
chapter nine, and we're gonna start off right here. Rootolph
of the Red nod Raindeer.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Start right there.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
We off into fantasy now, Yes, because I've gone deal
hunting many times in my life.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, ain't no reindeer got no red nose there. I know.
We in fantasy. Now, Read had a very shiny nose.
Start right there, had me. Somebody saw him and shot.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
It, Read, And if you ever saw it, you would
even say it glowed.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
It glows as long as you alive. But once you
shoot him, the glow go down. It's just a black
nose like everybody else.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Read and all the other raindeer.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
I used to laugh and call him names.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Stop right there.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
All the rain deers used to laugh at him and
call him names and reap.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
They never let Paul Rudolph join in any raining deer game.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Stop right there.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Literally, did they know that one day Rudolph was gonna
be the sled leader, was gonna be out front of
the pack. You can start at the back, but you
never know when God gonna move you to the front.
I don't care what the story it is. Oh, he
got a white man coming in to save the day.
R should have had Rudolph at the top of the
sleigh in the first place. Now you'd have brought your

(06:41):
fat out here talking about what you got our slay tonight.
You aren't saying that when they was talking about Rudolph
back in the bard, laughing at him and call him name.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Now, you can't see your way.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Now here come your fat behind talking about leading the sleigh.
Remember God will raise you up in front of your
enemies and make your Those are the churches now.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
All right, Thank you, Reverend Motown and Deacon def Jam
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