The Return of Something Funny

Here go the signs that tell you when it's time to go back to church.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is time for something funny. When you know it's
time to go back to church, it's time. You know,
when it's time to go back to the church. Okay,
this is set up.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
When you know it is time to take your butt
back back to church, you know, I mean you get
up and you go, whoa, I need to go get
Somebody needs to lay hands on me right now. Jesu, Jesus, Jesus,
how did I get here? When you wake up and
you went somebody and you don't know their name, it

(00:34):
is time to go back. Who you talk about backsliding?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, uh huh yeah, how long we've been laying.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Handcuff?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
You know it's time to go back to church.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
When you wake up and there's bike box, you can't
ex I ain't nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Who I'm doing too much, I'm talking too much.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
You know it's time to go back to church, to
that church. Then when you wake up and you got
her phone home, what the hell?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
We will.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
So And it's backwards you have to find in the
back and in the back part in the front. That's
a crazy visuals help me, that's a crazy visual right there.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, what it's time for you to go back to church.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
When you're starting to look at your boys grandmama and
starting to feel something.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, from right, who is that? Next? You do something
to me? I never felt the way. Let it alright,
this one.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
You know it's time to go back to the church
when you see speak marks on your behind and you
don't know how they got that.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
You can't tell time.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Excuse me? Did you know?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
And it's a man hand.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
It's pretty rough, pretty rough.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'll tell you this. The way you know it's time
to go to church.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
It's actually heavy.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
The next day when your lights, water and gass get
turned on the same day, you can't do nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
It's time.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
You know it's time to go back when you wake
up and your whole chest is pierced.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Come time for you to go back to church.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
You've been arguing with this fine girl for I don't
a had it, trying to convince her that ain't no
way y'all can.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Because it's to we're not really cousins. Now, come on,
we're out down to the fifth. The fifth. It's trying
to go back to church. You know it's time to
go back to church when you wake up with a
tattoo that says Veronica and you don't know that name.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's time to go that.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
It's time to go back to church.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Where you start stalking anybody, oh little women of life
talking about everywhere they are, Sony, is.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Time.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
It's time to go back to church. You had a
wonderful night with a woman. You wake up and past
by the bathroom and she's standing up in.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
What help me? Lord?

Speaker 6 (04:20):
You you wake up in the morning. This is how
you know it's really you got to go. You wake
up in the morning. Yeah, it's eight eight open condom
rappers in the bed. You have no idea that.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
You did that. Though you did that.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
You know it's time to go back to church.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
When you wake up with a glass eye, you're holding
a glass eye out of nowhere, nowhere, it's time to
go back to church. Run around looking at Yeah, where
did that get a glass?

Speaker 4 (05:25):
It's really time to go back to church.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
When you wake up outside, it's somebody else's driveway.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
You have no idea what that's pretty?

Speaker 5 (05:35):
That's pretty? That's pretty rough. You know, it's it's time
to go back to church. When you wake up and
everybody around you got clue cut clan.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Hood, what did I do?

Speaker 6 (06:01):
Time for you to go back to church. You wake
up you got a pentagon draw it on your chest,
and you gotta entitled ten cool things about Satan.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
You need to get. You know it's time to go
back to church.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
You know it's time to go back to church when
you wake up with peanut butter all over your body,
No jelly, no jelly, one more an it's time time
to get on back up in them.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
You're listening

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Morning show