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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, while we share our lives with our spouses, family, friends, parents,
our audience, we all do have private lives as well.
So here's the question. What's the biggest thing in your
life that your partners, your friends, your parents don't even
know about you. This is a segment called they have
no idea. I'll give you an example. They have no
(00:20):
idea how much money you spend on something. They have
no idea that you spend so much time doing this.
They have no idea that you're planning to make a change.
So those are your examples. So here we go with
they have no ideas, Steve, what do you do in
your private life? Well, junior time.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You want to talk about what you field? Yeah? Anything? Anything?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, they have.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No idea.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Private I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I love huh, absolutely love being alone. I mean it's
one of my all time favorite things. I absolutely love
to be alone.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
All Right, your private time, you're.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You're persitting in the middle of a feel just in
the middle of a fiel on a on a on
on the on the on the on the four wheel
drive buggy, just sitting there in the middle of a field.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Okay, all right, they have no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
They don't know how much I don't want to come
to your cookout. I don't they have no idea how
much I do not want to come to this cookout.
I don't care how good this chicken is, this baked
chicken is grilled chicken, that this fish, whatever it is,
it ain't never as good as you say it is.
I don't and quit and hit another thing, the leftover chicken.
(01:59):
Stop bring it down here.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
And putting it them trying to.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
We had some more leftover. We know you were down here,
just saw you just walk outside, So we just sparked
a few more pieces for you. That's okay, because y'all
don't have seasonal. I've been a piece of chicken. I
knew how long it lived.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It was six months.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
It was a it was a Gemini. It was a
Gemini tasting his whole heritage. God, I don't. Okay, they
have no idea.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
All right, come on, nephews, they have no idea what
you're doing your private life.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Boy, I didn't magic shave my whole private here. Everything
they're cleaning everything, just b my man, come through. I
just got tired of it. I did. I just got
tired of I just I got news for you know
when they started growing back. Yeah, the magic pot. What
(03:01):
you're gonna need some more magic shade. You're gonna need
some magic. It changed the secment. You have no idea,
You have no.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Are you from experienced, Steve?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
What's going tell you something? When them little bristles sprout
back out and they come out in the form of
porcupine needles, You ain't You ain't gonna believe how many
times tears are gonna be just coming down your face?
(03:36):
Ful what people think is no, why is she trying?
You ain't ever had the underside of your private stab
before with all your all O man, Okay, we had
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no idea, He had no idea. Are you gonna Are
you gonna think them little pieces of head and gaggles?
Oh god, you got yeah, you're gonna beat them. Be
down there.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Just listen.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
And let me tell you something. When it happened, you
don't care who looking at you. You're gonna lap. You
got to scratched. I just care looking God, not in public.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Okay, So that segment was called they have no idea.
We have no idea.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
He don't have no idea, no idea.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,