Things Black People Say When Giving Directions - 07.16.25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Jay, it is time for one of our
favorite segments, comedy roulette. Yeah, please do.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Because Junior is a comedian, Tommy is a comedian, I'm
a comedian, and Steve's a comedian. Because we're all four comedians.
Since you have four comedians on the show, we take
full steps, put them on a wheel where we land.
We make it funny.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Why do we do that, Jay, Because.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Because Juniors comedian, comedian, I'm a comedian.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
You who are they?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Now?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
It's you Jay, Tommy and let's go no, because you're
taking fun out of it. Here we go. Uh. The
number one things people say who've been in jail a
long time. Oh, that's a nice one. Okay, get this one, guys.
Directions that black people give you all.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Right, okay, okay, excuses men say when they're not getting
a lot of sex all day for.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Hour you want. Some people say, who don't have cable.
That's another good one, all.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Right, it spun it.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Oh this is unusual. It's stopped on directions that black
people give you.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Definitely, black people give different directions.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Huh, what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Jay?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Here we go. Okay, what you want to do is
do you know where the Baptist church used to be.
You don't know where it used to be. You're not
gonna find it.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Okay, direction, I know a lot about this because I
am black, so I do have I do know some
directions that black men give. This is also a direction
when you back it up. Come on, come on, come on,
come on back, come on back, come on.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
You come on, old Union. You got it on this side.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
You got it.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, come on, Hold what you got that's what you're
looking for right there, that's the whole what you got
direction people give. Now, Look, this is what you want
to do. Now, you want to go down here to
the second stop time, you're gonna mend the left right there,
Go down to the next block. I don't know what

(02:53):
street that is, but go down to the next block.
It's a store there. Go in that store and ask
for Lucky, and Lucky know how to get a come
on all right is right out there across from earl' neil.

(03:16):
That's what black people say.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, come on, directions that black people give you. Jay,
we're different with.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay, you're gonna go down a bit ways and you're
gonna see an old man sitting on the porch. If
he ain't on the porch. You just keep driving, or
wait till he come out, and then you make the left.
Right there, you can't miss it.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, right that.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
There is a direction that black people give you. What
you mean, you don't know where we're at. We at
the same place where Lyddy.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Was shot right there. How come you home with him?
You've been with Liddy got shot?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I was there, Keith down.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Was there with the exact same spot with they got shot.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
My gosh, this is what you want to do. Take
this road, this row it, Take this row it, this
row it, take this row it. You go down this road.
Now this here is is uh asphalt. Now wait till
you see a dirt road. You see a dirt road,

(04:28):
that way, you make your right. You are to see
the house coming up on the right side. If you
go further than that, you might see a klan raddy.
That means you went too far. You might want to
back it up. You might want to back it up.
Directions and black people get here, make a left. When
you get down there and see the big black tree

(04:49):
that got the squirrels in it, and you got to
be looking.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yes, he go here, go right here?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
You how much gas you got in your car, because
you ain't gonna make it on half a tank. You're
gonna need to have a whole full tank of gas
to get what.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I got it.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
All right, these are directions that black people give you. Okay,
you're coming to the fan reunion. Okay, follow the north
Star till they're running the Cheryl House. What just follow
the north Star till they run into Hryl House.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
The directions that black people, yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
All right, you're trying to get to the convention center.
That's where you're trying to go. Let me tell you
what you need to do. I can't get you there,
but I can get you there for them. Do what
I need you to do. Take Maine, get your Maine.
If you go down Maine uh uh, second Street, I
think Commerce Commerce. And it's a girl named Glitter. That's

(06:03):
the prostitute right there on the car. Glitta. Get Glitter
in that car, and Glita know how to get you
to that convention.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Thank you Glitter?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
All right? Direction, all right, you go all the way
down now to you'll see black people no more. Then
come back two blocks.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
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