Things You Say To Yourself - 09.01.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
This segment is called things you say to yourself to
keep you from flapping the beep out of someone on
your job or anywhere.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Really, Yeah, you need come on, you need to know
things that can calm your nerves. Yeah. See that's what
a lot of people don't know. You need calm and all.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
This ain't for everybody, but I'm sure out of the
tea in a so that I'm gonna list you can
come up with something that fetch you. Okay, these are
just I'm gonna just give you some little woo saw
moments that you can kind of say to yourself to
cleep from slapping the sugar honey ice tea out of
somebody down on your job. You be wanting to down

(00:51):
at your job. This is for those of you that
work a job and you wants to.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Really slap the sugar honey ice tea somebody down at
your job.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
These are some things you can say to yourself to
just keep you from slapping them and then losing your job.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
You all right, you, I'm gonna just go down.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
The list on it this time, my creator, you say
these to yourself. I got two kids in college.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, that's a reminder that keep your job.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Here go another one right here, already got two strikes
on number three for like, yeah already, God, here's another
you can use here, thod I just got this job. Yeah,

(01:49):
I just got to and I got to work for
eight months. I just got this job. But he got
about one more time.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Say something more and I'm gonna slap the sugar honey.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I just got your joke.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Oh, I'm close to retirement. I ain't just right, I
got one more year in this rag.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Right in one year, you're gonna get a pension. They're
gonna eat your turkey. Go watch. Just hang in there, man,
not to watch. Here's another one right here. Let it
come from Frozen, Frozen, go yeah, let it. Here's go

(02:39):
another one right here for a lot of y'all.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
And I'm gonna just go home, sit in my car
smoke a joint.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I'm gonna just go sit in my car smokeing.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I know it's not legal, but you're just trying to
keep your job, trying to make sure because I tell
you what ain't legal.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
If you slap the sugar honey, ice tea scares me
every time you say every time, yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Just sing a song to yourself man, or you can
just try to nothing but the blood to c jeezmen, no,

(03:23):
or just make up a song.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Hold my hands, put them deep into my pockets. Oh,
my hand, put them deep into my pocket. O, my hand,
put them deep into my pockets.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Before I slap the sugar honey ice tea out of him.
He's wanting to keep you from slapping the sugar honey
iced Lord knows I can't go back to jail. I

(04:06):
can't go back to jail. I just couldn't stand it down. Now,
I just couldn't stand it down. Then, Lord, I can't
go back to jail. Oh, but I want to do something.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I've been and done something. I'm sorry. You know you're
the hot head on the show, but I can't go
back to jail. Realization right there, what you're saying, So,
those are things that you can use on your job.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Seeing that you can say to yourself, keep you from
slapping the sugar honey iced tea your co worker.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Just use them, let it go. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.