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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, We're up and alive. Ladies and gentlemen.
We are part of the chosen. We are the ones
that He selected to let live again, to give another opportunity,
another grace, another day, another blessing. That's all it is, man,
That's all it is. Do you realize today you are
of the chosen, that the decision was made that you

(00:24):
should still be here? Granted, yet not yet another opportunity. Man,
don't y'all sleep on this thing right here? This is
a good one right here. Steve Harvey martershow Shelly Strawberry,
Calinfrail Mississippi, Monica and Junior Junior. Yes, yes, hey man,

(00:48):
big day round here in my life. So you know
I wanna be a little extra to day. So you know,
I got to get prepared, stay up on it. You know,
can't miss nothing, can't say nothing wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
WHOA, what's the big day? Makes sense?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
My wife's birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Today day, happy birthday, birthday, birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, and it's the big one. She turned sixty today,
So this is a big one. I have been hearing
about this big.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
One for five years because the first big one was
when she turned fifty. Then we did the double. Then
we did the double nickel. You know, women gonna come
up with another reason to get special. So five two five, right, okay, Oh,
they call them double stars on the dice table. Junior

(01:43):
double stars, two stars. Baby, that's hard ten. That's that's
that's thirty. I think that's thirty five to one anyway,
something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
But I digressed, not the odds.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's I know when it signed and out of one
hundred and forty four rolls, you will see double ten
three times. And so if I've been on the dice
table and I ain't seen it, I've been there for
about an hour.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
And a half.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I started betting them stars maybe because they got to come. Anyway,
Now today is her sixty if so this is the
big one, and so uh, I'm responsible for making this
a big day. I am solely responsible.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Now, you give yourself credit because you playing this? You
really did, you really did. Yeah, but that's what I'm
concerned about too. Wait, did you plan it or you
have you have people to do that? Well, they're not
paying yourself. Yeah, playing this myself, I'm little scared. But
how did it get like what? Like what? Well, let

(02:43):
me just say it to you, like this. I'm scared
because I don't want to. I think I forgot something.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
You don't make a list, surely, huh if you ain't
made a proper list. If I do everything on the list,
but I say I think I forgot something, then it
ain't on the list. And you know, I don't know
how to do this, so this ain't really what I do.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Did you order food? This is what I.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Said to the caterer at the last minute, he said,
mister Harvey, so what would you like?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I said, make something to eat. That's that's where we are.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Well, oh boy, yeah, y'all pray for me today.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yes, we will definitely all right. Happy birthday, Marjorie, yay,
yup for sure. Coming up in thirty two minutes after
the hour, we will hear from Junior in for the nephew.
Is he runs that prank? Back right after this you're
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