July 2, 2025 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Tommy.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
So before we went to break you said you, uh,
there was something you wanted to get off your chest.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
What's going on? I gotta get some things off my chest.
This is it. I'm not going to any more cookoffs
no more. That's it. I'm done. What's why I got invited.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
To a I got invited to a cookout? Brother invited
by fifteen people? I say, cool. Now, when you get
invited to a cookout, you.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Called you know what you need? You need me bring anything? Nice? Soda?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You know, bomk you salt, paper time. These are the
kind of things you bring to a cookout, all right.
Then you might even bring a compliment of bottle of wine,
you know, just to show you got.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
A little class. That's what you do.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
But for you to tell me that you want me
to bring something, and I say, cool, what you need
air filters and three bags of mulch. That's a little
bit fun. Fetch right there, though this ain't got nothing
to do with cooking. Then I get there. I get
that there, nol you can base they got me running
(01:01):
your errands on stuff that you need? You get there?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I get that.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Derek there, Derek, say what you bron said, I said
he wanted some app fields than some up. Derek says, man,
I had to get some two paste and then pick
up his mama prescription.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Is this you got us doing? Don't cook out here?
What got the cook out?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Is this? Man? Then Kendrick Kendrick pull up in his truck.
He rolled around to the backside of the patio. When
he come around, he got two cases of diapers and
some Fabulosa said, what is we doing? Man?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
This ain't gonna cook our dog? What is this you're doing?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
What broke the camera back? Was this? This is the
last straw? Danny rolls up. Danny roll up.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'm thinking, okay, I ain't seen no bobcue sauce. I said,
well maybe Danny bringing Danny roll up. Danny got eight
bags of concrete and sixteen fence posts.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
What is man? What'all on what we're doing?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Man?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
What we're doing?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You could have put a fence up. We got a march,
we got your mama prescription, we got diapers. I'm done, man,
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done no more in my
own house, all the cooks at my house now, I'm
not cooking off for no no, no, no, no, no,
I know what to happened in my house.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
You ever get a meal? That's and that's another thing
I took about.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
That took about three plus more hours before we actually
ate something.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I'm done, hey, man.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
By the time y'all put them fish posts in, y'all
was hungry.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Though.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I had to build a pall.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I had to build a back yawns.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Come on, man, but everybody, everybody brought the stuff that
he asked for.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Though everybody but but but but but your mama prescription.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Though, Come on, man, appreciate you. Any trouble, that's it.
That's just a little something I wanted to get off
my chest. I just need to get it off my
chests real quickly.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, Carla, you just saw a small lizard or a
little geico in your house?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yes, girl, I had a fit. I called I'm sorry,
I Saidico, like, you need to stop that call, like
the insurance gecko. So what happened now? He was crawling
in the house by the fireplace. Girl, I jumped on
the castle.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Because you don't you don't like snakes or I don't
like none of that past.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
So okay, So Steve, I gotta ask you, have you
ever seen any kind of lizard or gecko or anything
crawling and it frightened you in your house or.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
It made you scared. No, I've never had lizard. What
have spider?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Now we've been on vacation and we were in Africa.
As a matter of fact, I taken the family and
when I say lizard, I listened to me. We're in Africa.
Don't worry about Gocko. That little green thing that talk
on the community. Now, that ain't what had got in
Lloyd's bathroom. Oh yeah, this one had a little bit
(04:11):
more what what you're gonna do? This was This was
the mama, you know, I'm gonna stomp you and then
I'm gonna stomp you.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It's what I thought that lizard was saying. So Lloyd
was gonna take a shower. She started running the water.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I don't know how this big thing ain't got in
a shower, but it's probably about almost a foot long,
almost a ruler ruler. It wasn't real big and heavy,
but it was about a foot long with the tail there.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, so let me come out.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Now we're in Africa, So now I got I ain't
just busted in there. She out with the tie around
her in the living room in front of the whole family.
So we got the before we just run in there.
This because this Africa.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
This is we do? I need it good?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What is?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Because I was thinking rhinoceros or something like that. The shower,
so I said, lord, what is it? And she just shaken.
I'm like, oh, I got that.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I can't go that.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Please go get it.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm not gonna go in there until I get more information. Now,
the people at the lodge day ain't here because we're
in the villa. Yeah, we probably about maybe fifty yards
from the main lodge, so you know, I said, right,
I get her to calm down.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
She said, I.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Don't know what it is, but it's so big and
it's in the shower. I knew the shower was glass.
I said, was it on the floor? She said it
was in the middle of the wall. I said, okay,
I go in there. I see this big lizard in
the middle of the wall. And I said, no. That
was scared me too. There need something, Daddy. Everybody behind me.
(06:01):
So now I'm daddy, I gotta do something. Yeah, so
I'm looking so I then out hear, don't kill it.
Somebody in the don't kill it all the kids. Don't
kill it. Daddy, set it free.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Here.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
You think I'm finna open up doors, I'm not opening
this door.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
We're in the jungle dog.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I know how to stat If I walked him out,
through him outside and told all the kids I let
him out, he gone.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So you're just out and out lied. Okay, the last question.
You're listening Hardy Morning Show
All right, Tommy.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
So before we went to break you said you, uh,
there was something you wanted to get off your chest.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
What's going on? I gotta get some things off my chest.
This is it. I'm not going to any more cookoffs
no more. That's it. I'm done. What's why I got invited.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
To a I got invited to a cookout? Brother invited
by fifteen people? I say, cool. Now, when you get
invited to a cookout, you.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Called you know what you need? You need me bring anything? Nice? Soda?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You know, bomk you salt, paper time. These are the
kind of things you bring to a cookout, all right.
Then you might even bring a compliment of bottle of wine,
you know, just to show you got.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
A little class. That's what you do.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
But for you to tell me that you want me
to bring something, and I say, cool, what you need
air filters and three bags of mulch. That's a little
bit fun. Fetch right there, though this ain't got nothing
to do with cooking. Then I get there. I get
that there, nol you can base they got me running
(01:01):
your errands on stuff that you need? You get there?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I get that.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Derek there, Derek, say what you bron said, I said
he wanted some app fields than some up. Derek says, man,
I had to get some two paste and then pick
up his mama prescription.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Is this you got us doing? Don't cook out here?
What got the cook out?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Is this? Man? Then Kendrick Kendrick pull up in his truck.
He rolled around to the backside of the patio. When
he come around, he got two cases of diapers and
some Fabulosa said, what is we doing? Man?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
This ain't gonna cook our dog? What is this you're doing?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
What broke the camera back? Was this? This is the
last straw? Danny rolls up. Danny roll up.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'm thinking, okay, I ain't seen no bobcue sauce. I said,
well maybe Danny bringing Danny roll up. Danny got eight
bags of concrete and sixteen fence posts.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
What is man? What'all on what we're doing?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Man?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
What we're doing?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You could have put a fence up. We got a march,
we got your mama prescription, we got diapers. I'm done, man,
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done no more in my
own house, all the cooks at my house now, I'm
not cooking off for no no, no, no, no, no,
I know what to happened in my house.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
You ever get a meal? That's and that's another thing
I took about.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
That took about three plus more hours before we actually
ate something.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I'm done, hey, man.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
By the time y'all put them fish posts in, y'all
was hungry.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Though.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I had to build a pall.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I had to build a back yawns.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Come on, man, but everybody, everybody brought the stuff that
he asked for.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Though everybody but but but but but your mama prescription.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Though, Come on, man, appreciate you. Any trouble, that's it.
That's just a little something I wanted to get off
my chest. I just need to get it off my
chests real quickly.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, Carla, you just saw a small lizard or a
little geico in your house?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yes, girl, I had a fit. I called I'm sorry,
I Saidico, like, you need to stop that call, like
the insurance gecko. So what happened now? He was crawling
in the house by the fireplace. Girl, I jumped on
the castle.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Because you don't you don't like snakes or I don't
like none of that past.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
So okay, So Steve, I gotta ask you, have you
ever seen any kind of lizard or gecko or anything
crawling and it frightened you in your house or.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
It made you scared. No, I've never had lizard. What
have spider?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Now we've been on vacation and we were in Africa.
As a matter of fact, I taken the family and
when I say lizard, I listened to me. We're in Africa.
Don't worry about Gocko. That little green thing that talk
on the community. Now, that ain't what had got in
Lloyd's bathroom. Oh yeah, this one had a little bit
(04:11):
more what what you're gonna do? This was This was
the mama, you know, I'm gonna stomp you and then
I'm gonna stomp you.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It's what I thought that lizard was saying. So Lloyd
was gonna take a shower. She started running the water.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I don't know how this big thing ain't got in
a shower, but it's probably about almost a foot long,
almost a ruler ruler. It wasn't real big and heavy,
but it was about a foot long with the tail there.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, so let me come out.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Now we're in Africa, So now I got I ain't
just busted in there. She out with the tie around
her in the living room in front of the whole family.
So we got the before we just run in there.
This because this Africa.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
This is we do? I need it good?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What is?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Because I was thinking rhinoceros or something like that. The shower,
so I said, lord, what is it? And she just shaken.
I'm like, oh, I got that.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I can't go that.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Please go get it.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm not gonna go in there until I get more information. Now,
the people at the lodge day ain't here because we're
in the villa. Yeah, we probably about maybe fifty yards
from the main lodge, so you know, I said, right,
I get her to calm down.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
She said, I.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Don't know what it is, but it's so big and
it's in the shower. I knew the shower was glass.
I said, was it on the floor? She said it
was in the middle of the wall. I said, okay,
I go in there. I see this big lizard in
the middle of the wall. And I said, no. That
was scared me too. There need something, Daddy. Everybody behind me.
(06:01):
So now I'm daddy, I gotta do something. Yeah, so
I'm looking so I then out hear, don't kill it.
Somebody in the don't kill it all the kids. Don't
kill it. Daddy, set it free.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Here.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
You think I'm finna open up doors, I'm not opening
this door.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
We're in the jungle dog.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I know how to stat If I walked him out,
through him outside and told all the kids I let
him out, he gone.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So you're just out and out lied. Okay, the last question.
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